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1. 休闲广场 脑筋转过弯来了吗？ 下面……，脑筋可要直走了。 这些英文小笑话也要动点脑筋，好好翻译一下，才能体会出其中的幽默。

2. 双语笑话 A “Smart” Housewife • A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said, ”That’ll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!” 

3. “精明”的家庭主妇 一个精明的家庭主妇听说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都省下来了吗？”

4. The Mean Man’s Party The notorious cheapskate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “Come up to 5A and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push with your foot.” “should I use my elbow and foot?” “Well, you’re not coming empty-handed,are you?”

5. 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你找到5A室，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了以后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。

6. Bring Me The Winner A: Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. B: I’m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. A: Well, bring me the winner then.

7. 给我那只打赢的吧 A：服务员，这只龙虾只有一只螯。 B：对不起，先生。这只肯定刚打过架。 A：哦，就给我那只打赢的吧。