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Lunch Humor

Lunch Humor. May the FORK be with you. You Do KNIFE Work. It’s The Last STRAW!. Have you Read the SPOON RIVER Anthology?. The MILK Of Human Kindness. Don’t Take Any WOODEN NICKELS. You will be learning everyday of your life.

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Lunch Humor

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  1. Lunch Humor

  2. May the FORK be with you

  3. You Do KNIFE Work

  4. It’s The Last STRAW!

  5. Have you Read the SPOON RIVER Anthology?

  6. The MILK Of Human Kindness

  7. Don’t Take Any WOODEN NICKELS

  8. You will be learning everyday of your life. When I was a child I thought like a child, I talked like a child, I reasoned like a child, when I became an adult I put childish ways behind me (I Corinthians 13:11) Faith, hope and love abide, these three but the greatest of these is love (I Corinthians 13:13) And We’ll See You Out There!

  9. Adult Advice

  10. 10-These are the best years of your life!

  11. 9-When I was your age!

  12. 8-You’re not listening to me.

  13. 7-You’re going to do what?

  14. 6-You’ll be sorry someday.

  15. 5-It will be different when you get a job and have to pay the bills.

  16. 4-You will be learning everyday of your life.

  17. 3-You can’t live in the past.

  18. 2-Wait until you get home.

  19. 1-Your parents will always be there for you.

  20. Adult Advice

  21. With Biblical Truth Added

  22. 10-These are the best years of your life!

  23. Remember your creator in the days of your youth. (Ecclesiastes 12:1)

  24. 9-When I was your age!

  25. To Jesus: You are not yet 50 and you have seen Abraham? (John 8:58)

  26. 8-You’re not listening to me.

  27. Jesus: He who has ears to hear, let him hear. (Matthew 11:15)

  28. 7-You’re going to do what?

  29. There is a way that seems right to a man but it ends in death. (Proverbs 16:25)

  30. 6-You’ll be sorry someday.

  31. Come near to God and He will come near to you. (James 4:7)

  32. 5-It will be different when you get a job and have to pay the bills.

  33. If a man will not work, neither shall he eat. (II Thessalonians 3:10)

  34. 4-You will be learning everyday of your life.

  35. Faith, hope and love abide, these three, but the greatest of these is love” (I Corinthians 13:13)

  36. 3-You can’t live in the past.

  37. This is the day the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it. (Psalm 118:24)

  38. 2-Wait until you get home.

  39. Jesus: “I am going there to prepare a place for you.” (John 14:2)

  40. 1-Your parents will always be there for you.

  41. Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right. (Ephesians 6:1)

  42. Come back and see us sometime.

  43. I long to see you so that I may impart to you some spiritual gift to make you strong. (Romans 1:11)

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