St Patrick’s Day

1. St Patrick’s Day Some Irish Humour

2. St Patrick’s Day 'Well, you see, sir, the paint's running low and I want to finish the job before it's all gone.' An Irish decorator was painting a house and the owner came home to find the man rushing about like a mad thing with his brushes. 'Why are you working so fast?' he asked.

3. St Patrick’s Day Did you hear about the two Irish scientists who sent a rocket to the sun without any heat shields? It was alright though; they sent it up at night.

4. St Patrick’s Day Did you hear about the worst Irish aviation disaster... A light aircraft crashed into a grave yard, the police have recovered 800 bodies!

5. St Patrick’s Day Whats a 7 course meal for an Irishman? A 6 pack and a potato.

6. St Patrick’s Day An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are driving in the desert, suddenly the car breaks down. The Englishman takes some food, the Scotsman some water and the Irishman, the car door. The Englishman and Scotsman ask the Irishman 'Why take the car door?' The Irish man replies 'if it gets hot, I can wind the window down!'

7. St Patrick’s Day "Because each day I get further away from the can of paint." An Irish man was given the job of painting white lines down the middle of a road. On his first day he painted eight miles, on his second day he painted 3 miles, and on his third day he painted just one mile. The boss was not pleased. He asked him, "Why is it that you are painting less each day?”