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  1. Real Quotes from Resumes They really said THAT?!

  2. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.

  3. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.

  4. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.

  5. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: It’s best for employers that I not work with people.

  6. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.

  7. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: I was working for my mom until she decided to move.

  8. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: Marital status: Single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.

  9. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.

  10. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

  11. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.

  12. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.

  13. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.

  14. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: Note: Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job.

  15. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: Marital status: often. Children: various.

  16. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.

  17. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: References: None. I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.

  18. Real Quotes: These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: Finished eighth in my class of ten.