Hello Sports fans, allow me, Iraqi Bob, to show you around my house…oh, and please be careful of what you touch…. I’d offer you a seat, but I haven’t gotten around to making a Nifty little couch out of all these boxes of Nitro Nobel…. Or these crates of RPG’s….
I’d offer you a seat, but I haven’t gotten around to making a Nifty little couch out of all these boxes of Nitro Nobel…
Heard all those rumors about chemical weapons? Ha, good thing they didn’t consider chlorine and mustard gas WMD’s
Oh, by the way, have you seen what Hatamatchemed got me for Christmas…
I would only use it for good…
Can I identify you with this “Identi Kit”? No, oh that’s right, its
Only for identifying those silly Americans….
I really do need to clean this place up… I started preparing Fireworks for
my own personal entertainment, and I still Have all these fuses and C4
My TV (or my oscilloscope, whatever)
My dustbuster (or radiation meter, whatever)
An entire photo lab to forge documents and ID’s,
(or a photo enthusiast’s corner, whatever)
I do have the head for that doll with a grenade in it, this place
is just such a mess!
Casio alarm clocks never seem to keep good time…
Oil container. Don’t you worry though, I wouldn’t make more than one
Of those things….they could be dangerous!
He wouldn’t wave a white flag AND a bomb…
Fingerprinting kit that I bought at the flea market for a few Dinar’s.
I only bought it for posterity's sake…I would never use it for evil…
Them with any unusual chemicals, I swear.
What?! Cmon, how would YOU know they were rigged for ground detonation
This in every little town and city we had the pleasure of
Stopping at. If you want to believe Iraqi-Bob’s side of the story, he
Just had that stuff because he was interested in it. If you want to
Believe the truth, you should know that most everything in those
picture’s is illegal in the majority of the rest of the world for a very
good reason. Most of it is intended to make people dead.