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Description : STILL NOT FOR KIDS Loved by Christians and atheists alike the Awkward Moments Not Found In Your Average Children s Bible series continues with another installment of actual Bible verses combined with whimsical original illustrations using humor to encourage people from all walks of life to really think about their Bibles perhaps for the first time without being told how to interpret scripture or what to think about it These surprising little books have blown my mind and changed my heart Karen Lassiter I assumed these books were just fun satire Then I opened my Bible and realized Horus is a genius and not messing around William RossWith Biblical literacy at an all time low it s no surprise that few people really know just how awkward some Bible stories really are From the blood rituals the dietary laws the death penalties for almost anything and of course the never ending foreskin fables The goal of this series is to combine provocative illustrations with engaging commentaries to encourage readers to open their Bibles and ask some important questions about scripture for themselves and society We hope you learn a few things and get infuriated by others If you happen to get a good laugh along the way that s just an added bonus Don t blame us it s in the Bible
Download PDF Awkward Moments Not Found In Your Average Childrens BibleVol 3 Dont Blame Us Its In The Bible for ipad

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