10 Ways To Annoy Mme Lavigne

1. 10 Ways To Annoy Mme Lavigne 0r How To Stay After School In 10 Guaranteed Steps

2. Method Number One Wait until she has given the class their instructions at least three times, then say; “What’re we supposed to do?”

3. Method Number Two Every day, right after recess, keep asking her if you can go to the washroom.

4. Method Number Three When she asks who hasn’t finished their homework, don’t put up your hand. Then, when she asks for your answer to one of the questions, say, “That is one of the questions I didn’t do.”

5. Method Number Four Wait until the day of a big test, then say to her, “ I don’t get how to do this!”

6. Method Number Five Leaving your work area in such a mess that she thinks a bomb has gone off in the room

7. Method Number Six Act like a gangster when there is a supply teacher in the room.

8. Method Number Seven Leaving clutter and food in your desk for so long that a new lifeform is created in the mould.

9. Method Number Eight Bring your assignments back to school so crumpled and ratty looking that she thinks you have been up all night practising origami!

10. Method Number Nine Not completing assignments because of your busy evening of hockey, swimming, watching the big game, team practises, or washing your hair!

11. Method Number Ten Telling Mme Lavigne that her jokes are about as funny as kissing a porcupine!

12. La fin J. Lavigne 2009