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  1. Thanks • Ps 139:14 • I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; • your works are wonderful, I know that full well. For the beauty of the earth

  2. Operation OurLord (Porky, Dusty, Ginger, corporal, bird 1, Bird 2)

  3. Sergeant (into radio) Broadsword calling Dannyboy, Broadsword calling Dannyboy - over! Five miles from target, repeat, five miles from target. Request radio silence. We're going in - over.

  4. Sergeant Right lads! This is the real thing – what you've been training for, ever since you were first called up as young green ears of wheat.

  5. Sergeant You’re all members of agriculture's elite force, the SAS – the Seeds Air Service. Every one of you has passed out graded A1 - the best there is. And what do graded grains make? • AllseedsFINERFLOUR - SARGE!

  6. Sergeant Right! Now it's all up to you. Operation OurLord depends solely on you gaining victory on the ground. Intelligence reports you'll be up against some flak. This could be your longest day, so be prepared to dig in down there and hold your ground. This is it DD day! • All seedsDDDAY!DIGDEEPDAYSARGE!

  7. Sergeant The next time I see you, I want it to be inside a Mighty White bread wrapper! Good Iuck - and happy landings. Target field in sight •••_steady .•••steady •••_ grow! Grow! Grow! Grow! (Pushes them out one by one. Watches as they land) That's my boys, Home pride! That's what we need now! • Corporal Right lads, get dug in . You know the rules - have to make the best of whatever ground we land in. Everyone OK?

  8. Corporal Right lads, get dug in . You know the rules - have to make the best of whatever ground we land in. Everyone OK? • Ginger Not really, Corp. There's no soil here at and - I've landed on the road. What'ii I do?

  9. Ginger Not really, Corp. There's no soil here at and - I've landed on the road. What‘ll I do? • Corporal Not much you can do Ginger, just sit tight, you might get blown up!

  10. Corporal Not much you can do Ginger, just sit tight, you might get blown up! • Ginger That's not very encouraging Corp.

  11. Ginger That's not very encouraging Corp. • Corporal Blown up by the wind, carrot head. Blown up by the wind on to-the soil here

  12. Corporal Blown up by the wind, carrot head. Blown up by the wind on to - the soil here • Ginger But I'm too exposed to the enemy down here.

  13. Ginger But I'm too exposed to the enemy down here. • Corporal I know, I know ....•.••..... All we can do .is hope. Just keep your ears down.

  14. Corporal I know, I know ....•.••..... All we can do .is hope. Just keep your ears down. • Porky Say Corporal? I've landed off course, right into enemy hands. What do I do Corporal?

  15. Porky Say Corporal? I've landed off course, right into enemy hands. What do I do Corporal? • Corporal Sit tight Porky, they may not have noticed you.

  16. Corporal Sit tight Porky, they may not have noticed you. • Porky I think there's a chance they haven't, they don't appear to be too threatening. Can't quite make them out.

  17. Porky I think there's a chance they haven't, they don't appear to be too threatening. Can't quite make them out. • Dusty It's no good, Corp, I just can't get bedded in here. It's all stones and rocks. Hard as a NAAFI sandwich.

  18. Dusty It's no good, Corp, I just can't get bedded in here. It's all stones and rocks. Hard as a Canteen sandwich. • Corporal Yes Dusty. It's dashed hard luck, you're somewhat exposed there, not much cover for you. Just pray you don't get bit by any artillery fire.

  19. Corporal Yes Dusty. It's dashed hard luck, you're somewhat exposed there, not much cover for you. Just pray you don't get bit by any artillery fire. • Ginger I say, Corp. Enemy twelve o'clock. Two of them.

  20. Ginger I say, Corp. Enemy twelve o'clock. Two of them. • Corporal BOMBERCROWSI Take coverl

  21. Corporal BOMBERCROWS! Take coverl • Every one bury their heads, except Ginger who keeps looking upwards) • Ginger Where? How? I've nowhere to hide!

  22. Every one bury their heads, except Ginger who keeps looking upwards • Ginger Where? How? I've nowhere to hide! • Enter Birds 1 and 2, arms outstretched • Bird 1 B for Blackie to Squadron Leader; B for Blackie to Squadron Leader. Think I've spotted some wheat germ at 9o'clock, skipper - over.

  23. Enter Birds 1 and 2, arms outstretched • Bird 1 B for Blackie to Squadron Leader; B for Blackie to Squadron Leader. Think I've spotted some wheat germ at 9o'clock, skipper - over. • Bird 2 Roger. I say, l think you're right. Look at that-100% wholemeal! What do you say, B for Blackie? - over.

  24. Bird 2 Roger. I say, l think you're right. Look at that-100% wholemeal! What do you say, B for Blackie? - over. • Bird 1 I'd say lunch was being served, skip. Caw! What say we pick off a few, eh? Over.

  25. Bird 1 I'd say lunch was being served, skip. Caw! What say we pick off a few, eh? Over. • Bird 2 Roger. Peel off and attack at will- over.

  26. Bird 2 Roger. Peel off and attack at will- over. • Bird 1 Roger, Raven! Eeeeueow! Dududududul

  27. Bird 1 Roger, Raven! Eeeeueow! Dudududud! • Bird 2 goes in first to attack followed by Bird 1 - throwing pingpong balls at Ginger. • Bird 1 Eeeeeneow! Dududududd!

  28. Bird 2 goes in first to attack followed by Bird 1 - throwing pingpong balls at Ginger. • Bird 1 Eeeeeneow! Dududududd! • Corporal Well, I'll be darned! They've stolen the design plans for the Bouncing Bomb: Just wait 'til I inform HQ.

  29. Corporal Well, I'll be darned! They've stolen the design plans for the Bouncing Bomb: Just wait 'til I inform HQ. • Ginger I'm too young to die. Tell my farmer I love him. Aaaaaargh!

  30. Ginger I'm too young to die. Tell my farmer I love him. Aaaaaargh! • Bird 2 Target destroyed! Over.

  31. Bird 2 Target destroyed! Over. • Bird 1 Good shooting, B for Blackie. Let's head for home - over.

  32. Bird 1 Good shooting, B for Blackie. Let's head for home - over. • Bird 2 Roger, Squadron Leader. see you back at the nest. Better radio ahead and tell them that we're on our way.

  33. Bird 2 Roger, Squadron Leader. see you back at the nest. Better radio ahead and tell them that we're on our way. • Birds Exit • Corporal Did you see that? Poor Ginger - what a brave fellow he was.

  34. Corporal Did you see that? Poor Ginger - what a brave fellow he was. • Pause • Dusty Oh no! Now the ground troops have been alerted as to where we are. Take cover. Artillery overhead!

  35. Pause • Dusty Oh no! Now the ground troops have been alerted as to where we are. Take cover. Artillery overhead! • Corporal I'm afraid you're right Dusty. I don't like it - I don't like it one little bit. You could be in for a roasting. Couldn't get you're self bedded in any further could you. Your ears stick out to far

  36. Corporal I'm afraid you're right Dusty. I don't like it - I don't like it one little bit. You could be in for a roasting. Couldn't get you're self bedded in any further could you. Your ears stick out to far • Porky Look out, Dusty! They've ignited the flame thrower.

  37. Porky Look out, Dusty! They've ignited the flame thrower. • Dusty raises his head to look • Dusty is hit and shrivels up on the spot. • Dusty Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

  38. Dusty raises his head to look • Dusty is hit and shrivels up on the spot. • Dusty Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! • Porky Blimey! That made him sizzle!

  39. Porky Wow! That made him sizzle! • Corporal He was a good chap, Dusty! Now he's well and truly fried!

  40. Corporal He was a good chap, Dusty! Now he's well and truly fried! • Porky Look like it's just you and I, Corporal. Say, I never really got to know you back at the field. I'm William.

  41. Porky Look like it's just you and I, Corporal. Say, I never really got to know you back at the field. I'm William. • Corporal Victor!

  42. Corporal Victor! • Porky Good to be acquainted Victor. What are you going to do after the war's over, Victor?

  43. Porky Good to be acquainted Victor. What are you going to do after the war's over, Victor? • Corporal Celebrate victory, I hope! I'll wait for the return of all my friends then invite them all to one big party.

  44. Corporal Celebrate victory, I hope! I'll wait for the return of all my friends then invite them all to one big party. • Porky Will you invite me to your party, Victor?

  45. Porky Will you invite me to your party, Victor? • Corporal I promise.

  46. Corporal I promise. • pause • Corporal Any enemy movement up your end?

  47. pause • Corporal Any enemy movement up your end? • Porky They certainly seem to be advancing, Sir. Getting closer by the minute. We'll just have to stand firm and hope they don't see us.

  48. Porky They certainly seem to be advancing, Sir. Getting closer by the minute. We'll just have to stand firm and hope they don't see us. • Corporal Grasp your sword, Porky, you may need it.

  49. Corporal Grasp your sword, Porky, you may need it. • Porky Right-O!

  50. Porky Right-O! • There is a sudden rush upon Porky by the enemy under the camouflage sheet. • Porky Help me, Corporal! They've got me!