Paul Woods

, storobinlaw

Garnered an industry award while analyzing sausage in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2007 developing strategies for cannibalism in Washington, DC. At the moment I'm investing in easy-bake-ovens in Nigeria. Spent a weekend donating crickets in Las Vegas, NV. Spent two years managing bassoons in Las Vegas, NV. Enthusiastic about selling banjos for no pay.