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Do you want an excuse to drink more of your favorite strong coffee? It's not just about drinking more coffee. Here is a comprehensive list of reasons (well, maybe not totally comprehensive) why you should, including your uncle's upcoming retirement party. With strong coffee from Death Wish Coffee Company, you can get through any scenario life has to throw your way.
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7 Times You Can Prepare for the Worst with Death Wish Coffee
7 Times You Can Prepare for the Worst with Death Wish Coffee Remember how your paranoid neighbor kept two cases of water bottles and some dried food in the garage in the event of a natural disaster? Or maybe that was your dad. Either way, drinking coffee is kind of like that. Avoid disaster and help supply your body with caffeine by drinking smooth, strong, highly caffeinated coffee from Death Wish Coffee Company. Their coffee has 3X more caffeine than ordinary brews. Death Wish Coffee can help you survive pretty much anything, but these scenarios might make you think: Dadgum, son—I need coffee. I need Death Wish Coffee. And you’d be right. 1. All-Night Movie Binges The last time you wanted to watch all the Lord of the Rings movies back-to-back, you fell asleep before the hobbits even left The Shire. With Death Wish Coffee’s caffeine-packed brew, you’ll make it to the beginning of The Return of the King at the very least. After that—no promises.
2. Your Uncle’s Retirement Rager You never know how a retirement party is going to go. It could be casual, or it could turn into a weekend in Ibiza. Regardless of how it turns out, Death Wish Coffee uses USDA Certified Organic beans. That has absolutely nothing to do with your uncle, but hey, you can feel good about what you’re sipping on as you send him off into the golden years. 3. Solving a Murder Mystery Podcast Death Wish Coffee can help you set the tone as you prop yourself against your retro, 70’s-era desk and stare broodingly at your murder conspiracy board with a cup of strong coffee. You won’t need spoiler alerts. You’ll crack the case in no time. 4. Reading Controversial Social Media Comments While no self-respecting Death Wish Coffee drinker engages in lowly antagonization, that doesn’t mean you can’t simply take a quick peek at those controversial social media conversations. Forget the tea—fill your coffee mug to the brim with a strong dark roast. 5. Before Your Kids’ Sports Games Death Wish Coffee can help you join your partner and the other kids’ embarrassing parents on the sidelines. You may be able to work off your caffeine jitters by excessively cheering for your children and berating the volunteer refs who are just trying to keep everyone safe. It’s very gratifying. 6. Ordering More of Your Favorite Coffee A fantastic time to order more Death Wish Coffee is when you notice that you’re running low on your last bag of Fair Trade coffee from Death Wish Coffee Co. Or just sign up for a coffee subscription and order a coffee T shirt. Double win. 7. Another Day of Empty Existence The World’s Strongest Coffee also offers the most caffeine coffee can provide. It will help keep you caffeinated enough to simply make it through the day. Thanks, Death Wish Coffee. Now that you’ve seen how coffee can help you make it through nearly any scenario, you might be wondering, but why do I need Death Wish Coffee? Glad you asked—coffee… well, you see, coffee… Death Wish Coffee can prepare you for all of the pesky questions you might get from overly inquisitive readers. Try it for yourself. Drink Death Wish Coffee before even the most intolerable situation and visit https://www.deathwishcoffee.com/