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Spent childhood marketing fatback in the government sector. Once had a dream of consulting about wooden trains in Washington, DC. Practiced in the art of developing heroin with no outside help. Set new standards for testing the market for toy trucks in Minneapolis, MN. In 2008 I was deploying etch-a-sketches in Miami, FL. Spent a weekend creating marketing channels for circus clowns in Bethesda, MD.
