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Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides, and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front, ...but she didn't wear that one very often.

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  1. Mary had a little skirtwith splits right up the sides,and every time that Mary walkedthe boys could see her thighs.Mary had another skirttwas split right up the front,...but she didn't wear that one very often. .

  2. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,her clothes all tattered and torn.It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,but Little Boy Blue and his horn.

  3. Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair.Said Simple Simon to the pieman,"What have you got there?"Said the pieman unto Simon,"Pies, you d/ickhead."

  4. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.All the kings horses and all the kings menSaid, "F--- him, he's only an egg.

  5. Mary had a little lamb.It ran into a pylon.10,000 volts went up its assand turned its wool to nylon

  6. Georgie Porgy pudding 'n pie,kissed the girls and made them cry.When the boys came out to play,he kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

  7. Jack and Jillwent up the hillto have some hanky panky.Silly Jill forgot her pilland now, there's little Frankie

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