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Alms? Alms? Penny for the poor?. (tinkle tinkle , t inkle tink ). CLINK. Why hello, destitute young man. There’s a penny for your trouble. A Penny? Is that it? Because the idea is, I ask for a penny to show you I’m hard up so you get the idea and give me some real money.
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Alms? Alms? Penny for the poor? (tinkle tinkle, tinkle tink)
CLINK Why hello, destitute young man. There’s a penny for your trouble.
A Penny? Is that it? Because the idea is, I ask for a penny to show you I’m hard up so you get the idea and give me some real money. For What? Gin?
Speculation. By which I mean futures. You’re addicted to gambling, then, are you? Speculation? You can’t do that. That’s my jar, yo! I have no intention of gambling on you gambling on the future. I only gave you that penny so you could buy some christmas gin. Give me back my penny! Wait a sec’. There’s tons of money in here. You’re bloody loaded. What sort of a racket are you running, young man?