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Why I need more money for school
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Why I need more money for school An explanation of where $25,000 went last semester and why money spent on john spears is a sound investment
Reasons to give Me the Money • My GPA has improved from last semester: from .76 to 1.1 • I am currently behind in my dues to ivory hills country club. • The girl I am currently seeing believes that I am the son of a rich oil tycoon • I fear for my life because of my vast gambling debts
Conclusion • I promise I’ll try really hard this semester • I’m sorry about your car • I won’t ever steal your credit card again • I will return the suit of armor I bought • I will stop telling everyone that my parents died in a train wreck • I will fly Coach to Monaco instead of First Class • This time I promise I will spend the money on tuition and text books