Some chef is gonna hurt someone Before the night is through Serving up some chicken that's undone

2. Some chef is gonna hurt someone Before the night is through Serving up some chicken that's undone There's nothin' we can do

3. On the road I found a nice cafe’ with some Georgia friends Didn't know I'd soon be entertained by Sal Monella & the Pathogens

4. STOMACHACHE TONIGHT There's gonna be a stomachache tonight A stomachache tonight, I know There's gonna be a stomachache tonight A stomachache tonight, I know, Lord, I know

5. STOMACHACHE TONIGHT Some chefs will cook their chicken great But some just don't cook it that long I rolled the dice and I ordered some But things just came out wrong

6. This night is gonna last forever Last all, last all summer long In the early mornin' when my food comes up The porcelain gods are gonna hear my song

7. STOMACHACHE TONIGHT There's gonna be a stomachache tonight A stomachache tonight, I know There's gonna be a stomachache tonight A stomachache tonight, I know, Lord, I know

8. STOMACHACHE TONIGHT There's gonna be a stomachache tonight From a bad chicken bite So turn on the light My intestines aren't right There's gonna be a stomachache tonight A stomachache tonight, I know

9. Some chef is gonna hurt someone Before the night is through Serving up some chicken that's undone There's nothin' we can do

10. On the road I found a nice cafe’ with some Georgia friends Didn't know I'd soon be entertained by Sal Monella & the Pathogens

11. STOMACHACHE TONIGHT There's gonna be a stomachache tonight A stomachache tonight, I know There's gonna be a stomachache tonight A stomachache tonight, I know, Lord, I know

12. STOMACHACHE TONIGHT We can sanitize the kitchen And can educate the cooks Maybe try irradiation But either way, there's gonna be

13. STOMACHACHE TONIGHT A stomachache tonight A stomachache tonight, I know, oh, I know There'll be a stomachache tonight A stomachache tonight, I know

15. You’d Better Wash Your Hands from the Beatles’ “I Want To Hold Your Hand”

16. Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something I think you’ll understand For the sake of sanitation You’d better wash your hands You’d better wash your hands You’d better wash your hands

17. Before, and after meals And when you use the can Soap and water For twenty seconds Should be part of your plan That’s how you wash your hands That’s how you wash your hands

18. And when you’re finished You’ll feel happy inside Washin’ so thorough that microbes They can’t hide They can’t hide They can’t hide

19. Make sure you wash your nails And dry with towel or fan Prevent those nasty microbes From spreadin’ cross the land

20. You’d better wash your hands You’d better wash your hands

21. And when you’re finished you’ll feel happy inside Washin’ so thorough that microbes They can’t hide They can’t hide They can’t hide

22. Oh yeah, I’ll Tell you something I think you’ll understand For the sake of sanitation You’d better wash your hands You’d better wash your hands Why don’t you wash your hands

24. EAT IT! Why must you be such a sickly young man Existing on granola and some powdered bran I’ll give you my advice, Cause you need a better plan Just eat it, just eat it

25. EAT IT! Don’t want to argue I don’t want to debate I just don’t think your food fears really carry weight What bothers me more is what’s left on your plate So eat it

26. EAT IT! Don't tell me you're scared Just eat it, eat it A burger's just fine if you heat it, Have a green salad, have a cup of tea, The best you can do is eat variety Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it.

27. EAT IT! You get your info From those talk show docs You’ll never touch a burger from Jack-In-the-Box You’re scared of your food from your head to your socks So eat it Just eat it

28. EAT IT! You’re always telling me organic’s the way, But then you never tell me just how much you pay, I doubt that you can even afford your five-a-day, So eat it Else you’ll make yourself sick

29. EAT IT! Just eat it, eat it Don’t you make me repeat it There may be microbes And some residue But missing out on food’s The worst thing you can do

30. EAT IT! Just eat it, eat it It it’s bad you’ll excrete it. Food isn’t perfect, there may be a risk, But if you don’t eat, your life will be brisk Just eat it, eat it

31. Go Carl YEAH!!!

32. EAT IT! Just eat it, eat it, Starving ain't no way to beat it, Have some potatoes, and some cooked squid, Keep an eye on the Food Guide Pyramid.

33. EAT IT! Just eat it, eat it A burger's just fine if you heat it, Have a green salad, have a cup of tea, The best you can do is eat variety Just eat it, eat it, Don't you make me repeat it.

35. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It On your mark ready set let’s go

36. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It Got a PHD better listen to me If you don’t watch out its RIP Careful with your food, don’t get sicky wit it Hey that’s it, take a look at the stats From CDC they’re some pretty smart cats Each year in the states lots of folks be illin’ CDC says ‘bout 76 million

37. E. coli Don’t Git Sicky Wit It Burgers, chicken, part of our nutrition If you don’t know what you’re doin you might need a mortician Little tiny bugs…the eye can’t see Salmonella, clostridium, and one called E. Coli they’re all bacteria Like listeria you’ll feel inferior Those bugs’ll do a number on your interior Careful with your food, don’t get sicky wit it

38. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana Don’t get sicky wit it Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana Don’t get sicky wit it Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana Don’t get sicky wit it Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana

39. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It You don’t wanna get sick, you know that’s true Let the E. coli Elvis tell ya what you can do Follow what I say hey it ain’t so hard And you won’t be needin’ no get well card

40. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It When you’re bakin’ some chicken or frying some meat Gotta cook it long enough and use enough heat To kill the bugs, nuke ‘em all the way through Gotta get to them before they get you

41. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It Chill it in the fridge till it’s time to prepare When it’s rare, beware, handle it with care

42. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It Take the time to separate Don’t contaminate, or use the same plate With your other food you might mix the juices And give bacteria excuses To cause some digestive abuses Careful with your food, don’t get sicky wit it

43. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana Don’t get sicky wit it Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana Don’t get sicky wit it Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana Don’t get sicky wit it Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana

44. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It Remember these tips for sanitation Else you’ll need hospitalization If it’s leftover, you got the power To get it in the fridge within two hour Wash the counter with soap and water When you’re done with that then you oughta Do the same with your hands, 20 seconds is the plan Careful with your food, don’t get sicky wit it

45. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It That’ll help you out when you cook at home But what should you do when you’re on the roam? Fast food, eatin’ out, BK or Mickey D’s Keep a lookout for McColi with cheese

46. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It Open up your burger, take a look inside If it’s pink, raise a stink, bring it back, you could’a died Woman or man gotta do what you can Careful with your food, don’t get sicky wit it

47. Don’t Git Sicky Wit It Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana Don’t get sicky wit it Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana Don’t get sicky wit it Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana Don’t get sicky wit it Na na na na na nana, na na na na nana

50. Veggie Believer When I was young I stayed away from vegetables They were meant for someone else but not for me