Real Numbers! They are the real deal…
Real Numbers: Cauchy Sequences You’ve been Punk’d!
a) There are 7 goldfish and 6 guppies in each fish tank. There are 8 fish tanks. How many fish are there altogether?
b) You have six gummy worms and eleven sticks of gum. Your friend is going to double the amount of the candies because you helped her out last Friday.
Leota orders 3 small tuna sandwiches and 3 large chicken sandwiches. What is the total amount Leota will pay for the sandwiches she orders? “OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10.” – The Other Guys
Lame Absolute Value Joke… Bob: “Why are you so negative?” Tim: “Just take me for my absolute value!” Get it!? Because a negative inside an absolute value is positive!.. HAHAHA!