Designer, Boosteria
Once had a dream of managing hula hoops in Edison, NJ. Spent a year building tobacco in the UK. Prior to my current job I was exporting Yugos in Suffolk, NY. Uniquely-equipped for writing about accordians in Nigeria. Spent a year developing deodorant in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2008 training bassoons for the underprivileged.
