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How to Make Love to a Cannibal. Van Huynh, Odin Ifrim, Minh Nguyen and Massaer Gaye. CARDINAL RULES OF CANNIBALISM. 1-Predators It’s never too early to start Never pick on someone your own size Ponder the small risk of remaining a virgin.

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how to make love to a cannibal

How to Make Love to a Cannibal

Van Huynh, Odin Ifrim, Minh Nguyen and Massaer Gaye

cardinal rules of cannibalism

CARDINAL RULES OF CANNIBALISM

1-Predators

It’s never too early to start

Never pick on someone your own size

Ponder the small risk of remaining a virgin

slide3

Dear Dr. Tatiana,I’m a European praying mantis, and I’ve noticed I enjoy sex more if I bite my lover’s heads off first. It’s because when I decapitate them they go into the most thrilling spasms. Somehow they seem less inhibited , more urgent-it’s fabulous. Do you find this too? I like ‘Em Headless in Lisbon

european praying mantis stagmantis religiosa
European praying mantisStagmantis religiosa
  • Sexual Cannibalism
    • Where one mate eats another
    • Only occurs 5 – 31%
  • Why?
    • Large appetite
    • Ejaculate faster
    • Brain inhibits sex behavior
grandmother s footstep
Grandmother’s Footstep
  • Male praying mantis
    • Pre-mating behavior
    • Mount from behind
    • Escape to mate another day

Don’t make a false move or it will be your last!

  • Size
    • Male vs Female
accidents happen
Accidents Happen
  • Life in Captivity
    • Third of cannibalism observed
      • Means of survival
    • Been observed in wild and captivity
      • European praying mantis

“I ate my lover by Mistake”

  • No mistake
    • Several spiders
2 points of view
Males

Deselected from population

Passing on his genes

Nutritional investment to his offspring

Females

Meal ticket

Getting her eggs fertilized

Reduce cost

2 Points of View
slide9

Dear Dr. Tatiana,I’m an Australian redback spider, and I’m a failure. I said to my darling, “Take, eat, this is my body,” and I vaulted into her jaws. But she spat me out and told me to get lost. Why did she spurn the ultimate sacrifice? Wretched in the Wilderness

dying to have sex latrodectus hasselti
Dying to have sexLatrodectus hasselti
  • Prolonging intercourse increases the chances that his sperm will fertilize her eggs
  • Satisfying her urges
  • Providing nutrition to insure a large batch of eggs
slide13
2- Victims
  • “Never get eaten during foreplay”
  • Not sure to pass on your genes?
      • Escape strategies are available

Make love on a full stomach

Whack your partner

Toss her in the air

Tie her down

Or simply do not approach her

slide15
toss your lover and get away Lycosa Rabida

give her a few whacks

Paruroctonus mesaensis

get it done very quickly Hermissenda crassicornis

give her something to suck on Argyrodes zonatus

stay away from other females
Stay away from other females

Other females been caught eating their lovers

More than 80 species

Emperor Scopions (Pandinus imperator )

Midges (Culicoides impunctatus )

survival of the kinkiest when chivalry fails
Gag Her

Tetragnatha extensa

Bondage

Xysticus cristatus

Survival of the Kinkiest: When Chivalry Fails
go make me a sandwich
Males don’t eat females during sex. However, after sex, they usually have a craving for a little snack…

Nereis caudata

Go Make Me a Sandwich
so keep in mind that
It’s never too early to start!

Never pick on someone your own size!

So keep in mind that….

The sand shark

Amoeba

bibliography
Bibliography

Andrade, Maydianne PhD. The Copulatory Somersault. University of Toronto Zoology. Retrieved from http://www.scar.utoronto.ca/~mandrade/somersault.html. on May 26, 2005.

Australian museum online Spiders Retrieved May 27, 2005 fromhttp://www.austmus.gov.au/spiders/

Booth, J.D., Naylor, J.R., Webber, W.R. A guide to offshore crabs found in New Zealand Waters. pg. 14. Shark pic:

Doughty, M. (2002, October 19). The Female Praying Mantis: Sexual Predator or Misunderstood. Retrieved May 26, 2005, from http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/biology/b103/f02/web1/mdought.html

Judson, Olivia Dr. Tatiana’s Sex Advice to All Creation 1st Ed. New York, NY: Henry

Holt and Company, LLC 2002

Persons, Mathew; Uetz, George. 2003. Sexual cannibalism and mate choice decisions in wolf spiders: influence of male size and secondary sexual characters. Animal Behavior, 2005. Vol 69: pg. 83-89.

Maxwell, M. R. (n.d.). Sexual cannibalism, mate choice, and sperm competition in praying mantids. Retrieved May 26, 2005, from http://home.sandiego.edu/~maxwellm/sesual%20cannibalism.html

Starmer, Frank. Sex and the spider, Nephila clavipes. Medical University of South Carolina. Retrieved from http://monitor.admin.musc.edu/~cfs/nephila_mating/on May 26, 2005.

Suttle, K. B. (1999). The evolution of Sexual Cannibalism. Retrieved May 26, 2005, from http://ib.berkeley.edu/courses/ib160/past_papers/suttle.html

images
Images

Slide #4

Fig 1-Praying mantis mating http://www.pbase.com/ericmangl/mantis

Slide #5

Fig 1-Praying mantis cannibalism http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/01/6/1_016_05.html

Slide #7

Fig 1-Praying mantis caged

http://www.maskedflowerimages.com/photos_mantis.html

Fig 2-Redback spider cannibalism

http://www.amonline.net.au/spiders/dangerous/redback/

Slide #8

Fig 1-Praying mantis in bed

http://www.unleadedjokes.com/html/Facts.html

Paddle Crab Pic: Booth, J.D., Naylor, J.R., Webber, W.R. A guide to offshore crabs found in New Zealand Waters. pg. 14. http://www.fish.govt.nz/commercial/info/species/crab-id-guide.pdf

Shark pic: http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/02hawaii/logs/sep19/sep19.html for

Nereis Pic: http://www.mbl.edu/animals/images/nereis.virens.jpg

Crab Spider (Xysticus cristatus)info/pic: http://www.uksafari.com/commoncrab.htm

Tetragnatha extensa info/pic: http://www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/Spiders/Tetragnatidae/Tetragnathidae.htm

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