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Welcome to ES201!

Welcome to ES201!. The following is a paid advertisement for ConAps as taught by Dr. Thom. (Dr. Tom is a registered trademark of Thomco, Inc . used here without permission.). Did you spend your freshman year…. Working boring Physics problems? Surfing the Internet until 2:00 am?

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Welcome to ES201!

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  1. Welcome to ES201!

  2. The following is a paid advertisement for ConAps as taught by Dr. Thom. (Dr. Tom is a registered trademark of Thomco, Inc. used here without permission.)

  3. Did you spend your freshman year… • Working boring Physics problems? • Surfing the Internet until 2:00 am? • Telling dirty jokes to your friends?

  4. Do you want something more out of your education, But don’t know where to turn?

  5. Your prayers have been answered!

  6. And that answer is… ConAps!!!

  7. ConAps patented system of problem solving… • Is clinically proven to increase problem solving ability! • Build strength!* • Make money!* • Attract love!* * Any muscle growth, increase in income, or success in romance is purely coincidental.

  8. With the ConAps system you can • Use a common framework to solve problems in • Mechanics • Thermodynamics • Fluid mechanics • Any engineering field you want! • Impress you friends and family!

  9. The ConAps system is very simple. • Three steps to success: • Pick a system • Pick a property • Pick a time frame • Apply the accounting principle and solve it!

  10. With ConAps you get • Conservation of Mass • Conservation of Linear Momentum • Conservation of Angular Momentum • Conservation of Energy

  11. But wait, there’s more!

  12. Act now and get • Accounting of Chemical Species • Accounting of Entropy • Various constitutive relations ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

  13. How much would you pay? • $99.95? • $199.95? • $847.63?

  14. How about $0! (with $30,243 annual tuition paid to Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology)

  15. Sound too good to be true?

  16. Don’t take our word for it. • ConAps gets a big thumbs up from students. • And ConAps has been successfully used by

  17. Bill Gates

  18. Bill Clinton

  19. And this Rose grad that we didn’t coerce at all.

  20. So take ConAps and you’ll be well on your way to graduating.

  21. But hurry. Take ConAps now… …before it’s too late.

  22. Legal disclaimer Void where prohibited. Not available in Alaska, Hawaii or any of the 48 continental states except for Indiana. Dr. Thom and Thomco, Inc. are not responsible for misuse of ConAps resulting in world domination. ConAps is considered safe by the FDA, but has occasional mild side effects including but not limited to headache, dizziness, irritability, nausea, vomiting, post-traumatic stress disorder, and general increase of geekiness.

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