Expert Advice: How to Get Over a Breakup, Deal with Heartache, and Move On

1. HowtogetaGirlfriend Let’sbeHONESThereforasecond-youdon’twantaGIRLFRIEND-youwant a girl to HAVE SEX WITH. Most guys STILL believe that you HAVE to be in a relationshipwithagirl-i.e. MAKEheryourgirlfriend-forhertoALLOWyoutohavesex withher. Iassure you-NOTHINGCOULDBEFURTHER FROMTHETRUTH. WhatifI toldyou,girlsROUTINELYhave sexwithguys they JUSTmet? YES,DESIgirls,studiousgirls,shygirls,conservativegirls,villagegirls,salwar suitwearing,speccy,oiledhairinabraidgirls–ALL fuck onthe FIRSTdate! Westernculturehaspermeatedeverywheremobileinternethas.Girlsinvillages are watchingtheSAMEmoviesandlisteningtotheSAMEsongs thatULTRA modern girl inSouthDelhiorMumbai.They wanttolivetheSAMElifestylethey seein those movies-hookups,causalsex,MULTIPLEboyfriends-andthey doALLthisWHILE maintainingthe facade ofthe quintessential GOOD GIRL. Now that you have been disabused of the notion that, in order to have sex with a girl,you NEEDtomake heryourgirlfriend,letme addthat ifshe has aLOTofVALUE

2. BEYOND being a HOT girl who has sex with you WHENEVER you want (and her being HOT IS important since a LOT of guys are having sex with girls they are NOT attracted to), THENyoucanconsidermakingheryourgf. ANYWAY,enoughwith the buildup. Let’s answerthat BURNING question–HOWDO IFINDAGIRLFRIEND. The IndianDatingSceneisMESSEDUP.Let’s help youmakesome senseof it- the STRAIGHTFORWARDway tofindagirlto havesexwith isto gotoanightclub. Thereyoucanmeetplentyofgirls,talktoalotofthem,dancewithafew,andpossibly takeoneHOMEtheSAME night. Of course, you’ll have to PAY the cover charge. Just make sure you don’t BUY anythingforanygirl-thatis ONE sureshotwayofgettingUSED,andshowinggirlsyou are a LALLU who doesn’t know how girls OPERATE. Girls usually don’t spend ANYTHINGin aclub-becauseofguyswhokeepbuyingthemdrinksandfood.

3. PRO TIP:Wheneveragirl asksyou tobuyheradrink,smirk,andtellheryou don’tbuy drinksforgirl–butshe can buyYOU one. Don’t STICK to one girl like glue. Just because she is talking to you does NOT meanshe LIKESyou LIKETHAT. Girls flirtwithdozensofguysin theclub,dancewithafew,makeout withsome onthedancefloor,suckanotheroneoffinthebathroom,andhookupwithaanother in hiscaroutside. The SECOND way is Dating Apps or Social Media. And for those who say social media is NOT for dating, allow me to tell you - Instagram is the BIGGEST dating app in theWORLD! If you want to meet girls via dating apps or Social media - your pics and vids ARE PARAMOUNT. YouWILLNEEDprofessionallyshotphotosandvideos- unlessyoucancreate professional qualityresults YOURSELF.

4. Makenomistake,yourpictureswillMAKE orMARyourchancesonline. Once you aredonewiththe pics andvids,work on yourbio. Don’t makeit COMPLICATED,don’ttry tosoundSMART(e.g. using BIGwordslike IDIOSYNCRACIES), and don’t SELL yourself (e.g. I am an Investment Banker). The bio needs tobeSHORT,FUN and INTRIGUING.I usedtogiveout myown bio asan example,butpeoplejuststartedcopy-pastingit, soI hadtostop. Get intouchwithmeifyouwantyourbiocrafted. MOSTimportantly–makeSURE theprofile, thepic,thebioareCONGRUENTto YOU-don’t tryto besomeone youare DEFINITELY NOTe.g.achocolateboytryingto actlikeabadboy. The pointofyouronlineprofileistotalktoherandquicklygetherofftheappby takinghernumber. DO NOTbethe LALLUwho acceptsherinstagram-that means NOTHING andisjustameans to ADD you toherlist of orbiters (readlosers). In 5-6 back and forth sentences, say, “let’s get off the app, what’s your number”. DO NOT be her texting buddy. If she is taking TOO long to respond, or says she needs to get to know you better, go silent – she does not like you like that and is JUST USING YOU for attention WHILE talking to the guy she REALLY wants - who is leaving HER on read. Some guy WAY below you is tired of FUCKING that girl YOU are pining for- ALWAYSkeepthatinmind.

6. The THIRD way is, if there is already a girl you LIKE and want. Basically, there is a girl you already know who may be in your class, your office, your gym, etc. whom you want tohave‘private’relationswith,lol. IhaveaguideSPECIALLY tailoredfor that. ClickHEREto get aFREESAMPLEofit. TheFOURTHway is tocoldapproachgirlsyoulikegoingaboutyour life.You seeacutegirlattheMall–youwalkup toherand herfriends,talktothem, takeher numberandgetheroutonadate.ThistakestheMOSTcourage,andis,by FAR,the mostrewarding.THISis thesimplestanswertothecommonquestionIgetasked- how to meetwomen nearme. If you want to learn from me, one on one, in-field, how to go up to any girl and ask herout on adate,drop me aDM, and we’llsee whenthenext coaching slotopens up. How to get a date part is EASY. It is the RELATIONSHIPthat is more complex - which iswhyIstartedgivingrelationshipadviceforMEN.Peoplealsocallmeadating

7. coach butIamMUCHmorethanthat–becausedatingis aSMALLpartof whatIdo and teach.