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Dating Game Flatlining These 50 Worst Pick-Up Lines Could Be To Blame

50 worst pickup lines that we found to be cheesy and borderline irritating! Read and tell us if you have been tried on with them!

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Dating Game Flatlining These 50 Worst Pick-Up Lines Could Be To Blame

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  1. Dating Game Flatlining? These 50 Worst Pick-Up Lines Could Be To Blame

  2. Introduction Even if a date or an online conversation is going fabulously well, a wrong pick-up line can make things go awry very easily. Some of the worst pick-up lines actually come off as funny, unique and quirky. Therefore, most people think it’s cool to go ahead with them. But trying to be cool can come at a heavy cost sometimes.  Your pick-up lines might perplex your date completely. It may not even be your fault. You might think a corny joke is better than no joke at all when, in fact, the opposite is true. Particularly, when you’re a bundle of nerves and know that humor isn’t your strongest suit. You must judge the situation and moment before using a pick-up line.

  3. 50 Worst Pick-Up Lines You Need To Stop Using If You Don’t Want To Stay Single 1. Is your heart a prison? Cause I would like to be sentenced for life 2. Girl, do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot-long 3. I heard you were looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you 4. Your parents must be drug dealers because I’m totally addicted to you  5. Hey, is your dad a butcher? Because I’ve never sausage a beautiful girl before 6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See This is one of the oft-used and worst pickup lines on Tinder. It just won’t work. If you want to date online successfully, you need to brush up on your flirting skills.

  4. 7. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams 8. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Hitler is still alive, right?  This is one of the worst pick-up lines. Not only does it make your history seem awful but also sends out the signal that you’re a desperate boyfriend in the making.   9. If women were boogers, I’d pick you first 10. You’re so sweet that I’m going to get a toothache 11. I didn’t believe in God, but now I do. Because you are the answer to all my prayers!  12. Are you a cannibal? Cause all I see is a snacc eating a snack 13. Are you a death certificate? Because I’d die to have you

  5. 14. Is your mom a baker? Because you are just a cutie pie!  15. Is this the bus stop? Cause I’m here to pick you up  16. Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out 17. Are you the periodic table? Because U and I are pretty far away  18. You know why they call me a melody? Cause I am always in your head 19. Are you Bluetooth? Cause I think we should be pairing  This pick-up line has a very childish ring to it so it will not work if you are trying to impress a girl on a date. So, why use it at all!   20. Are you from Oklahoma? Because you’re OK

  6. 21. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a cutie 22. Let’s head to McDonald’s so I can make you my McGorgeous! It’s not sexy, funny or cute. Try not to use this pick-up line even if you are planning to head to a McDonald’s. She will think you need some serious dating etiquette after this one. 23. Roses are red, the grass is green, I love your legs and what’s in between 24. Hey, girl, are you a dinosaur? Because it’s impossible to find someone like you 25. Is your last name suicide? Cause I want to commit to you! 

  7. 26. Wow! You are even hotter than the bottom of my laptop  27. You must be an orphanage. Because I need to give you a couple of kids 28. Here’s $40. Go drink until I become good looking enough, then come over to talk!  29. I seem to have lost my number so can I have yours? Asking for a phone number is just fine. But you can either be direct about it or get more creative. This just isn’t going to cut it. This is among the lamest pick-up lines of all time that won’t do you any good. 30. Let me tie those shoes, because I’m not letting you fall for anyone else 31. Lost my teddy bear! So can you sleep with me instead?  32. I’m searching for a treasure so can I look around your chest?  Even if a certain degree of sexual compatibility has been built, this one can come off as really rude and inappropriate. 

  8. 33. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?  34. Did you just fart? Cause you totally blew me away?  35. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead? Use this one at the wrong time and he or she will straight up say no and you’ll just be left dealing with rejection.  36. Does your name start with “C” because I can C us getting down 37. Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 38. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you 39. Roses are red, Violets are blue and I’m coming home with you

  9. 40. Hey beautiful, are you a donut? Cause you’re all curves and sugar baby 41. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you  42. Is there a magnet in your pants? Cause I seem to be attracted to your buns of steel! 43. Do you need a napkin? Cause you look too dirty  One of the worst pick-up lines of all time and a sure-shot turn-off in a man or a woman. If you ever want to see your date again, don’t use it. 44. So I heard you got the hots for me! 45. Are you ok? Because it’s a long fall from heaven

  10. 46. Oh no, I’m choking! I need a mouth-to-mouth, quick! 47. Hey girl, are you a screwdriver? Cause I’m going nuts over you 48. Your kids are going to be beautiful, but the Y is silent 49. I bet you’ve heard every line in the book, so what’s one more? 50. My name is Chance, so can I have one? 51. Hey girl, are you a pick-up line? Because I’m about to use you

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