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The Story of Motumbo

The Story of Motumbo. Motumbo was an African who had just arrived in London - illegally. Mary was a typical English upper class chick, tall, blonde, blue eyes. They met in South Kensington where Motumbo was selling sun glasses, and they fell in love.

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The Story of Motumbo

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  1. The Story of Motumbo

  2. Motumbo was an African who had just arrived in London - illegally.Mary was a typical English upper class chick, tall, blonde, blue eyes.

  3. They met in South Kensington where Motumbo was selling sun glasses, and they fell in love.

  4. So Mary decides to introduce Motumbo to her father.

  5. The father, an English Lord, is very upset and tries everything to drive his daughter and Motumbo apart, but no success.

  6. In the end, the father didn‘t know any other help but to stipulate a condition: he asks Motumbo to achieve the MBA at Harvard.

  7. Motumbo goes to Harvard, learns like crazy, and within 6 months he has his MBA."Motumbo loves Mary, Motumbo studies."

  8. The father is stunned and declares a second condition:Motumbo shall earn 1 million Dollars in 1 month.

  9. With his MBA background, Motumbo joins the Wall Street, works his ass off, and returns to Mary‘s father with 1 million Dolllars."Motumbo loves Mary,Motumbo works."

  10. Mary‘s father has no more hope to separate the two, but at the very last minute he thinks of something brilliant:

  11. ..... if Motumbo wants to marry his daughter, his penis must be 1 meter long.

  12. "Motumbo loves Mary,Motumbo cuts."

  13. Motumbo after cutting

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