Our Trip to Washington. Calamity on Constitution Avenue. To celebrate the coming of Spring, we decided to meet at Kelly and Dave’s and see Washington D.C. as a family. Upon our safe arrival, Jasper greeted us with her usual unbridled enthusiasm.
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Calamity on Constitution Avenue
the coming of Spring,
to meet at Kelly and Dave’s
and see Washington D.C.
as a family.
Jasper greeted us
with her usual
lunch, we set off for our family adventure…
World War II monument.
in a moment
where he might find
himself a beer.
Dad coaxed us into
this off-center shot
in the background.
*Notice the marble is two different colors?
Watch the History Channel, to learn why!
Hint: It’s not due to weathering…
…we found Kelly’s car had a flat tire--
Everything’s funny to her!
So Kelly and I took charge
of the situation…
Kelly also called for backup in the event our mission failed…
he rushed to our rescue armed with the missing
But, alas, wrench.
it was not the right size…
…so I took
from the game
to give him
Thankfully, the Triple-A Man arrived, but the clock was still ticking…
…if it wasn’t fixed by 4, we’d be towed*!
*All parked cars – broken down or not – must be cleared by 4 in order to accommodate rush-hour traffic… What silly Republican made that law???
Oh, no! The cops! still ticking…
It’s just 4:01 and he’s already writing tickets! still ticking…
This is when I offered to chain myself to the bumper, but there was no need for civil disobedience: our tire was fixed!
“Thanks, Triple-A Man*!” still ticking…
*Course, we’re not sure who he was-- the guy had no ID and drove an unmarked van...
But the $20 he charged to fix the tire was a heck of a lot cheaper than the $80 to tow it!
While Mom and Dad distracted the cop, Kelly and Dave hurriedly stashed the unused jack and golf clubs…
And just in time, too! hurriedly stashed the unused jack and golf clubs…
Finally…we were able to return home –
– much to Jasper’s obvious relief! hurriedly stashed the unused jack and golf clubs…
Where’s everyone wanna go next year??? hurriedly stashed the unused jack and golf clubs…