Humourous quotes to cheer up your day

1. Humourous quotes to cheer up your day

3. Start your day off right with these funny quotes guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, curated by the Viewhall review team. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin “Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?”– Benny Hill “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” – Bernard Baruch “Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.” – Bertrand Russell “The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”– Bertrand Russell “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” – Billy Wilder “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope “Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.” – Bob Thaves “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” – Bryan White “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett “But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” – Carl Sagan

5. “My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea “All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” – Casey Stengel “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” – Charles de Gaulle “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz “By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin “Political correctness is tyranny with manners.” – Charlton Heston “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.” – Christopher Morley “If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.” – Chuck Palahniuk “When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.” – Clarence Darrow “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.” – Cullen Hightower For more great humour content, check out Viewhall today.

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