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pick up. lines. Tai Ananda Sarah Krupa Manarii Gauthier Adrienne Soong. Warning!. We, as a group, cannot be held responsible for results of usage of the following lines. Many of the following, have resulted in classic shut-downs and the occasional slap in the face. Bar some, Bar none.

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pick up

lines

Tai Ananda

Sarah Krupa

Manarii Gauthier

Adrienne Soong


Warning!

We, as a group, cannot be held responsible for results of usage of the following lines. Many of the following, have resulted in classic shut-downs and the occasional slap in the face.


Bar some, Bar none.

Ryan

Trent

How you doin’?


Winning Lines

  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

  • I think I can die happy now, cause I have just seen a piece of heaven.

  • I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

  • If I were Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought.

  • I just had to come talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness.


Crash and Burn

  • I may not be the cutest guy in here, but, I am the only one talking to you. (Guy to Girl)

  • Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!! (Guy to Girl)

  • Let’s play pool. We can use your stick and balls and my hole. (Girl to Guy)

  • Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass. (Girl to Guy)

  • I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock. (Girl to Guy)



Party Pleasers

  • Do you have a map? ‘Cause honey, I keep getting lost in your eyes.

  • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You’re the one who tripped me.

  • You are so beautiful, you give the sun a reason to shine.

  • Hey, don’t I know you? That’s right, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

  • Wow. (Need we say more?)


Party Poopers

  • My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. You are? It must be an hour fast.

  • There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited.

  • Nice shoes….

  • You’re so hot, your ass is on fire.

  • Wanna get lucky?


Academic

Pick ups


A+ Picks

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

  • You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life.

  • I hope you know CPR, ‘cause you take my breath away.

  • “Hi!” (only works Girl to Guy)


F- Picks

  • Do you know karate? ‘Cause damn it honey, your body is really kickin’.

  • Girl, you gotta be tired ‘cause you been runnin through my mind all day.

  • Are those space jeans? ‘Cause your ass is outta this world.

  • You’re the hottest thing since sunburn!

  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause I see the word FINE written all over you!


Pick ups for Foreign Chicks

  • Tu as de beaux yeux tu sais?

    Do you know that you have really beautiful eyes?

  • Je te trouves vraiment sublime

    I find you really beautiful.

  • Tu vis chez tes parents?

    Do you live with your parents?

  • Je n'ai jamais ressenti un sentiment aussi fort pour quelqu'un auparavant.

    I've never had a feeling so strong about somebody before.



Beat it Buster

  • Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?

  • Yeah, but this time don’t stop!

  • I know how to please a woman.

  • Then please leave me alone.

  • I think you’re the best looking girl in here.

  • Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!


Eat This

  • Haven't I seen you some place before?

  • Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

  • Is this seat empty?

  • Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

  • I can see forever in your eyes.

  • But all I can see is never in yours.



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