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1. THE B B BOMB BY ZOTTULA

2. You can run, but you can’t hide. RUN!

3. Yeah, and who knows what other weapons she has on her. YES. That was why she was hiding bombs up her top. I don’t think an ill vase is going to help us. But we have a magical vase. This is not good. Oh, that’s what they were. What isn’t? That lady is going to kill us. She is? Ugh. Those dudes have given me indigestion.

4. Ooooh look at you. I’m in love. Whoops. Looks like I blew my cover too soon. I’m sure that I can outsmart them. Awww. What’s the matter? Oh, hello Poodle. Gross. Woof! Woof!

5. You mean she actually wanted me to cause a fire and burn myself? When she was teaching you to cook, she didn’t really give you much help and supervision. I would have thought that it was obvious and that you’d be a bit more careful around her. How was I supposed to know that she was going to kill me? You do realize that she has already tried to kill you, right? What? She has? When? Now we have a delusional vase. I hadn’t really thought about it. You and your women! Yeah…cool ain’t I? I’m a bird. Tweet tweet.

6. Woof! Hey! It’s usually me who asks the questions. Now that is one ugly dog. Why is it pink? It is called a Poodle

7. It’s not this “I’m fat” thing again, is it? You are not fat. The kids have gone! Oh no. Sniff. Its awful. Kidnapped. You don’t look very happy. WHAT? Whoops.

8. No, you witch! We’ll keep on yelling ‘till we’re let out. You evil woman. Let us out! Poo poo. You really shouldn’t be on the furniture. I think it is best if I just ignore you two. Quiet in there. Kiss me.

9. We need to tell the town her evil plans. Why is she doing this? I can’t believe she locked me in a bathroom! And with my sister. UGH! I dunno. But we need to escape.

10. So here we are. Stinky and Pong’s house. Let’s run. Let’s blow it up! Woof. You really should kiss me.

11. KABOOOOOM!!!!

12. I’m bored of you two arguing. Pong, our house just blew up. Oh my! And I just detest the b-word. I’m bored of being burnt. I noticed. Like I’m bored of being followed around by you. I don’t. But you follow me everywhere. Oi! I never follow you around! You do. Liar! I’m just generally bored. Cool.

13. Hmm. Hedgehog boy and his ickle wickle sissy have escaped from the bathroom. Well, I’m the sofa, if that helps. How to punish you now…. Don’t hurt me! I’m an innocent sofa. It wasn’t too hard escaping from the bathroom. So this is her living room. I think so. I think it is time we went. Good idea bro. You look silly when you smile. The house is locked. Oi! Let’s just wreck her house then. Gulp. Ah.

14. A lovesick, eccentric, very handsome, young man. And we dunno why she wants to kill us. She just wants to blow everything up. Already blew up our house. A bit too perfect. Ooh those lovely big… F-f-fake??? B-b-but…. She was perfect! I fell under her spell. They’re fake. Who are you? She’s a fake. You sure are eccentric, man.

15. There. In the basement. That’s where you two belong. I dunno. Why do you expect me to know? Oh goody. Now what bro?

16. Another set of bombs. These are really good ones too. But let me go plant some more bombs first. Shut up. Well if it makes you shut up. I worship you! I adore you! Just one little kiss…

17. This dog is pink. Dogs should not be pink. That dog reminds me of someone. That dog is stalking us. GRRR

18. 4… 3… 2… Bombs activated. Guess what this button does…..muah ha ha. Bombs set to go off in 5… A BIG RED BUTTON

19. KABOOOOM!!! Aaaah! Fire! Pong, you need to stop anymore boob bombs going off! Water! Water! Water! Someone help us! Mummy? My butt’s on fire. Pong! All of this is your fault. The police here are useless. My poor children Not this again. I’m really not in the mood for this. But Stinky…. BOOM!!! BANG!!!

20. Ugh! Gross! Eeww! I feel sick. Do you…er….have any clothes that I can borrow? ? Why hello there. What the - ? Er…heh heh. It was nothing. Yes, I do. Yikes! Thank you very much for that.

21. To be continued...