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DAFFYNITIONS. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. DAFFYNITIONS. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye. DAFFYNITIONS. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. DAFFYNITIONS.

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DAFFYNITIONS


ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye.

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CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

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CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

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COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

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DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

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EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

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GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

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HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

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INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

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MYTH: A female moth.

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MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.

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RAISIN: Celery with a sunburn.

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SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

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SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

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TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

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TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.

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YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

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WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

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Remember the weapon that you use to defend your country with was supplied by the lowest bidder.


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