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DAFFYNITIONS. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. DAFFYNITIONS. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye. DAFFYNITIONS. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. DAFFYNITIONS.

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Daffynitions

DAFFYNITIONS


Adult a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

DAFFYNITIONS


Beauty parlour a place where some women go to dye

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye.

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Cannibal someone who is fed up with people

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

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Chickens the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

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Committee a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

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Dust mud with the juice squeezed out

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

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Egotist someone who is usually me deep in conversation

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

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Gossip a person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

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Handkerchief cold storage

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

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Inflation cutting money in half without damaging the paper

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

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Myth a female moth

MYTH: A female moth.

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Mosquito an insect that makes flies look good after all

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.

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Raisin celery with a sunburn

RAISIN: Celery with a sunburn.

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Secret something you tell to one person at a time

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

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Skeleton a bunch of bones with the person scraped off

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

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Toothache the pain that drives you to extraction

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

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Tomorrow one of today s greatest labor saving devices

TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.

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Yawn an honest opinion openly expressed

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

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Wrinkles something other people have you have character lines

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

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Remember the weapon that you use to defend your country with was supplied by the lowest bidder

Remember the weapon that you use to defend your country with was supplied by the lowest bidder.


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