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Dear Mr. Bin Laden, Now that you have taken the time to get to know Boeings’

Dear Mr. Bin Laden, Now that you have taken the time to get to know Boeings’ fine line of Commercial Aircraft;. We would like to get you personally acquainted with Boeings’ other fine products. The AV8B Harrier. Kinda sneaks right up on ya. The B1-B Lancer, One big, bad-ass bird.

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Dear Mr. Bin Laden, Now that you have taken the time to get to know Boeings’

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  1. Dear Mr. Bin Laden, Now that you have taken the time to get to know Boeings’ fine line of Commercial Aircraft;

  2. We would like to get you personally acquainted with Boeings’ other fine products. The AV8B Harrier. Kinda sneaks right up on ya.

  3. The B1-B Lancer, One big, bad-ass bird

  4. The F-15 Eagle. What are you shootin’ at us?

  5. The F18 Super Hornet. Stings like a bee!!

  6. F-22 Air Dominance Fighter. Gee, what do you think Air Dominance means?

  7. Damn, this was a CALCM AGM-86C missile. Bad timing on my part. Sorry.

  8. AGM-130. You can run, but you can’t hide!!

  9. The GBU-15. And yes, we can hit a moving target.

  10. The JDAM. That’s short for Joint Direct Attack Munition. Kinda looks like the sky is fallin’ eh, Chicken Little?

  11. The Stand-off Land Attack Missile-Extended Range (SLAM-ER) Get it?

  12. AH-64D Apache Longbow Guess you’ll get to see one of these popping up from behind one of your sand dunes, Maybe?

  13. The C17 Globemaster. Oops, is that your backyard we just landed in?

  14. Sincerely, The United States of America

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