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Intelligence is like undergarments. Good to have Bad to show. WOMEN KNOW. MORE THEY OBEY MORE THEY RULE. Never overestimate a woman you may regret. Never underestimate a woman you may regret. WHEN MONEY SPEAKS. THE TRUTH IS SILENT. You did touch me. but didn’t feel my pain.

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women know
WOMEN KNOW
  • MORE THEY OBEY
  • MORE THEY RULE
never overestimate a woman you may regret

Never overestimate a womanyou may regret

Never underestimate a woman

you may regret.

when money speaks

WHEN MONEY SPEAKS

THE TRUTH IS

SILENT

you did touch me

You did touch me

but

didn’t feel my pain.

those who wish to sing

Those who wish to sing

always find a song

if you risk nothing

IF YOU RISK NOTHING

YOU RISK EVERYTHING

lighter you are

LIGHTER YOU ARE

FASTER YOU RISE

who says nothing is impossible

WHO SAYS NOTHING ISIMPOSSIBLE?

I’VE BEEN DOING NOTHING

FOR YEARS

every burned book

EVERY BURNED BOOK

ENLIGHTENS THE WORLD

women s rights are

Women’s rights are

men’s duties

glass is half full

GLASS IS HALF FULL

HOW MUCH IS LIFE?

we don t stop playing because we grow old

WE DON’T STOP PLAYINGBECAUSE WE GROW OLD

WE GROW OLD

BECAUSE

WE STOP PLAYING

we occasionally stumble over truth

WE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLEOVER TRUTH

AND

SUDDENLY GET UP

AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

we often forgive those who bore us

WE OFTEN FORGIVE THOSE WHO BORE US

BUT NOT THOSE

WHO FIND US BORING

don t be humble

DON’T BE HUMBLE

YOU ARE NOT SO GREAT

success is relative

SUCCESS IS RELATIVE

MORE SUCCESS MORE RELATIVES

poor are poor

POOR ARE POOR

BECAUSERICH ARE RICH

exploit

EXPLOIT

ORGET EXPLOITED

when motives are wrong

When motives are wrong

nothing is right

be afraid of those

BE AFRAID OF THOSE

WHO ARE NOT AFRAID

OF GOD

do work

DO WORK

ORTAKE CREDIT

creativity comes from zeal

Creativity comes from zeal

to make some money

success is 1 perspiration

SUCCESS IS 1% PERSPIRATION

99% SELF PROMOTION

doctors bury their mistakes
DOCTORS BURY THEIR MISTAKES
  • LAWYERS HANG THEM
  • JOURNALISTS PUT THEM ON FRONT PAGE.
doctor felt my pocket

DOCTOR FELT MY POCKET

AND SAIDNOTHING CAN BE DONE.

don t disturb

DON’T DISTURB

ALREADY DISTURBED

history judges the looser

History judges the looser

Winner is always right

in past people never questioned existence of god because they knew he exists
IN PAST PEOPLE NEVER QUESTIONED EXISTENCE OF GODBECAUSE THEY KNEW HE EXISTS
  • IN FUTURE ALSO THEY WILL NOT
  • BECAUSE THEY WILL KNOW HE DOESN’T.
god give me courage to do what i can humility to admit what i can t

GOD GIVE ME COURAGE TO DO WHAT I CAN HUMILITY TO ADMIT WHAT I CAN’T

ANDWISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

one man s error is

ONE MAN’S ERRORIS

OTHER MAN’S DATA

never postpone any thing to tommorow

NEVER POSTPONE ANY THING TO TOMMOROW

WHAT YOU CAN TO A DAY AFTER

ships are safe in harbour

SHIPS ARE SAFE IN HARBOUR

BUTTHEY ARE NOT MADE TO BE THERE

do to others

DO TO OTHERS

BEFORETHEY DO TO YOU

be good to others on your way up

BE GOOD TO OTHERS ON YOUR WAY UP

YOU MAY NEED THEMON YOUR WAY DOWN

trying to understand god is like

Trying to understand Godis like

a toy trying to understand

man.

nobody is perfect
NOBODY IS PERFECT
  • I AM NOBODY
  • THERFORE I AM PERFECT
good engineering comes out of good experience

GOOD ENGINEERING COMES OUT OF GOOD EXPERIENCE

BUTGOOD EXPERIENCE COMES OUT OF BAD ENGINEERING

wine is

Wine is

God’s

second best gift to man.

laugh and the world laughs with you

LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU

CRY

AND WORLD LAUGHS MORE LOUDLY

pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity

PESSIMIST SEES DIFFICULTYIN EVERY OPPORTUNITY

OPTIMIST SEES OPPORTUNITY

IN EVERY DIFFICULTY

front benchers in schools

FRONT BENCHERS IN SCHOOLS

AREBACK BENCHERS IN LIFE

be polite to others till you make some money

Be polite to otherstill you make some money.

Thereafter others will be

polite to you.

believe in miracles

BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

BUT

DON’T DEPEND ON THEM

man is a social animal without society he is nothing but animal

Man is a social animal.Without society he is nothing but animal

Yet many behave as if they are

self made.

living with conscience is like

LIVING WITH CONSCIENCEIS LIKE

DRIVING WITH BREAKS ON

anxiety doesn t empty tomorrow s sorrow

ANXIETY DOESN’T EMPTYTOMORROW’S SORROW

BUT

EMPTIES TODAY’S STRENGTH

for a pessimist a problem is too big to hit

FOR A PESSIMIST A PROBLEMIS TOO BIG TO HIT

FOR OPTIMIST

IT IS TOO BIG TO MISS

women are like tea bags

Women are like tea bags.

When they are in hot water,

you know how strong they are.

you may be only one person in the world

YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD

BUT

TO ONE YOU CAN BE WORLD

you must be the change

YOU MUST BE THE CHANGE

YOU

WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD

husbands expect their wife to be perfect

Husbands expect their wife to beperfect

and understand why they themselves

aren’t.

whoever follows the crowd

WHOEVER FOLLOWS THECROWD

WILL NOT BE

FOLLOWED BY CROWD

in fight between you and world

In fight between you and world

always support the

world

happiness is a period

Happiness is a period

between

two periods of unhappiness

work is a curse for

WORK IS A CURSE FOR

DRINKING CLASS

no god no peace

NO GOD NO PEACE

KNOW GOD

KNOW PEACE

do bad and remember

DO BAD AND REMEMBER

DO GOOD AND FORGET

every rich may not love his city

Every rich may not love his city.

but those who do

must be rich.

make friends
MAKE FRIENDS
  • BEFORE
  • YOU NEED THEM
when going gets tough

WHEN GOING GETS TOUGH

TOUGH GET GOING

give peanuts

GIVE PEANUTS

GET MONKEYS

man makes money or

MAN MAKES MONEYOR

MONEY MAKES MAN?

work is last refuse to people

WORK IS LAST REFUSE TO PEOPLE

WHO HAVENOTHING BETTER TO DO

first our pleasures die
FIRST OUR PLEASURES DIE
  • THEN OUR HOPES DIE
  • THEN OUR FEARS DIE
  • AND THEN ….. WE DIE
one who causes anger is excused

One who causes angeris excused.

One who gets

is accused

a sage who is angry

A SAGE WHO IS ANGRY

CEASES TO BE SAGE

a friend not in need

A FRIEND NOT IN NEED

IS FRIEND INDEED

one who commands wisely

ONE WHO COMMANDSWISELY

IS OBEYED

CHEERFULLY

we learn from history

WE LEARN FROM HISTORY

THAT

WE DON’T LEARN FROM HISTORY

in prosperity our friend know us

IN PROSPERITY OUR FRIENDKNOW US

IN ADVERSITY WE KNOW

OUR FRIENDS

two things one should not be angry at
TWO THINGS ONE SHOULDNOT BE ANGRY AT
  • ONE WHICH ARE WITHIN OUR CONTROL
  • OTHERS WHICH ARE BEYOND.
it is better to try something and fail

IT IS BETTER TO TRY SOMETHINGAND FAIL

THAN

TRY NOTHING AND SUCCEED.

a yawn is a

A YAWN IS A

SILENT SHOUT

the man is richest

THE MAN IS RICHEST

WHOSE PLEASURES ARE

CHEAPEST

when in doubt

WHEN IN DOUBT

SPEAK TRUTH

it is woman s prerogative

IT IS WOMAN’S PREROGATIVE

TO

CHANGE HER MIND.

people who read

PEOPLE WHO READ

ARE

PEOPLE WHO LEAD

wisdom comes

WISDOM COMES

WHEN

IT FAILS YOU

friends come and go but

FRIENDSCOME AND GOBUT

ENEMIES ACCUMULATE

please also visit

PLEASE ALSO VISIT

MY SITE ON

APHORISMS

http://members.rediff.com/brijbhushan/APHORISMS.html

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