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Intelligence is like undergarments. Good to have Bad to show. WOMEN KNOW. MORE THEY OBEY MORE THEY RULE. Never overestimate a woman you may regret. Never underestimate a woman you may regret. WHEN MONEY SPEAKS. THE TRUTH IS SILENT. You did touch me. but didn’t feel my pain.

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Intelligence is like undergarments

Intelligence is like undergarments.

Good to have

Bad to show


Women know

WOMEN KNOW

  • MORE THEY OBEY

  • MORE THEY RULE


Never overestimate a woman you may regret

Never overestimate a womanyou may regret

Never underestimate a woman

you may regret.


When money speaks

WHEN MONEY SPEAKS

THE TRUTH IS

SILENT


You did touch me

You did touch me

but

didn’t feel my pain.


Those who wish to sing

Those who wish to sing

always find a song


If you risk nothing

IF YOU RISK NOTHING

YOU RISK EVERYTHING


Lighter you are

LIGHTER YOU ARE

FASTER YOU RISE


Who says nothing is impossible

WHO SAYS NOTHING ISIMPOSSIBLE?

I’VE BEEN DOING NOTHING

FOR YEARS


Treat every one with politeness not because every one is nice

TREAT EVERY ONE WITH POLITENESSNOT BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS NICE

BUT

BECAUSE YOU ARE


Every burned book

EVERY BURNED BOOK

ENLIGHTENS THE WORLD


Women s rights are

Women’s rights are

men’s duties


Glass is half full

GLASS IS HALF FULL

HOW MUCH IS LIFE?


Ulcers are not caused by what you eat

ULCERS ARE NOT CAUSED BY WHAT YOU EAT

BUT

WHAT EATS YOU


We don t stop playing because we grow old

WE DON’T STOP PLAYINGBECAUSE WE GROW OLD

WE GROW OLD

BECAUSE

WE STOP PLAYING


We occasionally stumble over truth

WE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLEOVER TRUTH

AND

SUDDENLY GET UP

AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED


We often forgive those who bore us

WE OFTEN FORGIVE THOSE WHO BORE US

BUT NOT THOSE

WHO FIND US BORING


Man is only animal who goes for sleep when not sleepy

MAN IS ONLY ANIMAL WHOGOES FOR SLEEPWHEN NOT SLEEPY

ANDGETS UP WHEN HE IS


Don t be humble

DON’T BE HUMBLE

YOU ARE NOT SO GREAT


Success is relative

SUCCESS IS RELATIVE

MORE SUCCESS MORE RELATIVES


Poor are poor

POOR ARE POOR

BECAUSERICH ARE RICH


If you get up from prayers as a changed person

IF YOU GET UP FROM PRAYERSAS A CHANGED PERSON

YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN

HEARD


Exploit

EXPLOIT

ORGET EXPLOITED


When motives are wrong

When motives are wrong

nothing is right


Be afraid of those

BE AFRAID OF THOSE

WHO ARE NOT AFRAID

OF GOD


Do work

DO WORK

ORTAKE CREDIT


Anybody travelling by bus after 40

Anybody travelling by busafter 40

is failure


Creativity comes from zeal

Creativity comes from zeal

to make some money


My life is like a broken pencil

MY LIFE IS LIKE A BROKEN PENCIL

IT IS

POINTLESS


Success is 1 perspiration

SUCCESS IS 1% PERSPIRATION

99% SELF PROMOTION


Doctors bury their mistakes

DOCTORS BURY THEIR MISTAKES

  • LAWYERS HANG THEM

  • JOURNALISTS PUT THEM ON FRONT PAGE.


Doctor felt my pocket

DOCTOR FELT MY POCKET

AND SAIDNOTHING CAN BE DONE.


Don t disturb

DON’T DISTURB

ALREADY DISTURBED


History judges the looser

History judges the looser

Winner is always right


High living and high thinking

HIGH LIVING AND HIGH THINKING

AREPOLES APART


In past people never questioned existence of god because they knew he exists

IN PAST PEOPLE NEVER QUESTIONED EXISTENCE OF GODBECAUSE THEY KNEW HE EXISTS

  • IN FUTURE ALSO THEY WILL NOT

  • BECAUSE THEY WILL KNOW HE DOESN’T.


God give me courage to do what i can humility to admit what i can t

GOD GIVE ME COURAGE TO DO WHAT I CAN HUMILITY TO ADMIT WHAT I CAN’T

ANDWISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE


One man s error is

ONE MAN’S ERRORIS

OTHER MAN’S DATA


Hardwork has never hurt anybody

HARDWORK HAS NEVER HURT ANYBODY

BUT

WHY TAKE CHANCE


Consistency is last refuse of those

CONSISTENCY IS LAST REFUSE OF THOSE

WHO AREUNIMAGINATIVE


Never postpone any thing to tommorow

NEVER POSTPONE ANY THING TO TOMMOROW

WHAT YOU CAN TO A DAY AFTER


Ships are safe in harbour

SHIPS ARE SAFE IN HARBOUR

BUTTHEY ARE NOT MADE TO BE THERE


Do to others

DO TO OTHERS

BEFORETHEY DO TO YOU


Be good to others on your way up

BE GOOD TO OTHERS ON YOUR WAY UP

YOU MAY NEED THEMON YOUR WAY DOWN


Trying to understand god is like

Trying to understand Godis like

a toy trying to understand

man.


Nobody is perfect

NOBODY IS PERFECT

  • I AM NOBODY

  • THERFORE I AM PERFECT


Good engineering comes out of good experience

GOOD ENGINEERING COMES OUT OF GOOD EXPERIENCE

BUTGOOD EXPERIENCE COMES OUT OF BAD ENGINEERING


Wine is

Wine is

God’s

second best gift to man.


Some cause happiness wherever they go

SOME CAUSE HAPPINESSWHEREVER THEY GO

OTHERS

WHENEVER THEY GO


Laugh and the world laughs with you

LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU

CRY

AND WORLD LAUGHS MORE LOUDLY


Pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity

PESSIMIST SEES DIFFICULTYIN EVERY OPPORTUNITY

OPTIMIST SEES OPPORTUNITY

IN EVERY DIFFICULTY


Is there any life on

IS THERE ANY LIFE ON

EARTH ?


Front benchers in schools

FRONT BENCHERS IN SCHOOLS

AREBACK BENCHERS IN LIFE


Be polite to others till you make some money

Be polite to otherstill you make some money.

Thereafter others will be

polite to you.


Believe in miracles

BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

BUT

DON’T DEPEND ON THEM


Man is a social animal without society he is nothing but animal

Man is a social animal.Without society he is nothing but animal

Yet many behave as if they are

self made.


Living with conscience is like

LIVING WITH CONSCIENCEIS LIKE

DRIVING WITH BREAKS ON


Anxiety doesn t empty tomorrow s sorrow

ANXIETY DOESN’T EMPTYTOMORROW’S SORROW

BUT

EMPTIES TODAY’S STRENGTH


For a pessimist a problem is too big to hit

FOR A PESSIMIST A PROBLEMIS TOO BIG TO HIT

FOR OPTIMIST

IT IS TOO BIG TO MISS


Women are like tea bags

Women are like tea bags.

When they are in hot water,

you know how strong they are.


You may be only one person in the world

YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD

BUT

TO ONE YOU CAN BE WORLD


You must be the change

YOU MUST BE THE CHANGE

YOU

WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD


Husbands expect their wife to be perfect

Husbands expect their wife to beperfect

and understand why they themselves

aren’t.


Whoever follows the crowd

WHOEVER FOLLOWS THECROWD

WILL NOT BE

FOLLOWED BY CROWD


In fight between you and world

In fight between you and world

always support the

world


Speech sould be long enogh to cover the subject

SPEECH SOULD BE LONGENOGH TO COVER THE SUBJECT

SHORT ENOUGH TO BE INTERESTING


Happiness is a period

Happiness is a period

between

two periods of unhappiness


What comes from heart

WHAT COMES FROM HEART

GOES TO HEART


Work is a curse for

WORK IS A CURSE FOR

DRINKING CLASS


Those who don t give smile

Those who don’t give smile

need it most.


In advertisements what big prints give

IN ADVERTISEMENTSWHAT BIG PRINTS GIVE

SMALL PRINTS TAKE AWAY


No god no peace

NO GOD NO PEACE

KNOW GOD

KNOW PEACE


To prevent future generations from hereditary diseases

TO PREVENT FUTURE GENERATIONSFROM HEREDITARY DISEASES

KEEP YOURSELF IN GOOD HEALTH


Do bad and remember

DO BAD AND REMEMBER

DO GOOD AND FORGET


Every rich may not love his city

Every rich may not love his city.

but those who do

must be rich.


Make friends

MAKE FRIENDS

  • BEFORE

  • YOU NEED THEM


Is there any life after

IS THERE ANY LIFE AFTER

BIRTH ?


When going gets tough

WHEN GOING GETS TOUGH

TOUGH GET GOING


Earn but don t

EARN BUT DON’T

BURN


Give peanuts

GIVE PEANUTS

GET MONKEYS


Man makes money or

MAN MAKES MONEYOR

MONEY MAKES MAN?


Work is last refuse to people

WORK IS LAST REFUSE TO PEOPLE

WHO HAVENOTHING BETTER TO DO


First our pleasures die

FIRST OUR PLEASURES DIE

  • THEN OUR HOPES DIE

  • THEN OUR FEARS DIE

  • AND THEN ….. WE DIE


Hardwork dosen t guarantee success

HARDWORK DOSEN’T GUARANTEE SUCCESS

BUTIMPROVES ITS CHANCES


Circumstances do not make me

CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT MAKE ME

THEY REVEAL ME


One who causes anger is excused

One who causes angeris excused.

One who gets

is accused


Home is where you can say anything

HOME IS WHERE YOUCAN SAY ANYTHING

BECAUSE

NOBODY LISTENS


A sage who is angry

A SAGE WHO IS ANGRY

CEASES TO BE SAGE


A friend not in need

A FRIEND NOT IN NEED

IS FRIEND INDEED


One who commands wisely

ONE WHO COMMANDSWISELY

IS OBEYED

CHEERFULLY


Those who live to learn

THOSE WHO LIVE TO LEARN

LEARN TO LIVE


We learn from history

WE LEARN FROM HISTORY

THAT

WE DON’T LEARN FROM HISTORY


In prosperity our friend know us

IN PROSPERITY OUR FRIENDKNOW US

IN ADVERSITY WE KNOW

OUR FRIENDS


Two things one should not be angry at

TWO THINGS ONE SHOULDNOT BE ANGRY AT

  • ONE WHICH ARE WITHIN OUR CONTROL

  • OTHERS WHICH ARE BEYOND.


It is better to try something and fail

IT IS BETTER TO TRY SOMETHINGAND FAIL

THAN

TRY NOTHING AND SUCCEED.


A yawn is a

A YAWN IS A

SILENT SHOUT


The man is richest

THE MAN IS RICHEST

WHOSE PLEASURES ARE

CHEAPEST


He who hesitates

HE WHO HESITATES

IS

BOSSED.


When in doubt

WHEN IN DOUBT

SPEAK TRUTH


Several excuses are less convincing

SEVERAL EXCUSES ARE LESS CONVINCING

THAN ONE


All good things come to those

ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE

WHO

DON’T WAIT.


Squeaky wheel doesn t always get the oil

SQUEAKY WHEEL DOESN’TALWAYS GET THE OIL

SOMETIMES IT GETS

REPLACED


It is woman s prerogative

IT IS WOMAN’S PREROGATIVE

TO

CHANGE HER MIND.


People who read

PEOPLE WHO READ

ARE

PEOPLE WHO LEAD


Wisdom comes

WISDOM COMES

WHEN

IT FAILS YOU


Charity begins at home

CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME

AND ENDS THERE


Friends come and go but

FRIENDSCOME AND GOBUT

ENEMIES ACCUMULATE


The best way out of difficulty is

THE BEST WAY OUT OFDIFFICULTY IS

THROUGH IT


The end

THE END


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