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Intelligence is like undergarments. Good to have Bad to show. WOMEN KNOW. MORE THEY OBEY MORE THEY RULE. Never overestimate a woman you may regret. Never underestimate a woman you may regret. WHEN MONEY SPEAKS. THE TRUTH IS SILENT. You did touch me. but didn’t feel my pain.

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Intelligence is like undergarments.

Good to have

Bad to show


WOMEN KNOW

  • MORE THEY OBEY

  • MORE THEY RULE


Never overestimate a womanyou may regret

Never underestimate a woman

you may regret.


WHEN MONEY SPEAKS

THE TRUTH IS

SILENT


You did touch me

but

didn’t feel my pain.


Those who wish to sing

always find a song


IF YOU RISK NOTHING

YOU RISK EVERYTHING


LIGHTER YOU ARE

FASTER YOU RISE


WHO SAYS NOTHING ISIMPOSSIBLE?

I’VE BEEN DOING NOTHING

FOR YEARS


TREAT EVERY ONE WITH POLITENESSNOT BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS NICE

BUT

BECAUSE YOU ARE


EVERY BURNED BOOK

ENLIGHTENS THE WORLD


Women’s rights are

men’s duties


GLASS IS HALF FULL

HOW MUCH IS LIFE?


ULCERS ARE NOT CAUSED BY WHAT YOU EAT

BUT

WHAT EATS YOU


WE DON’T STOP PLAYINGBECAUSE WE GROW OLD

WE GROW OLD

BECAUSE

WE STOP PLAYING


WE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLEOVER TRUTH

AND

SUDDENLY GET UP

AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED


WE OFTEN FORGIVE THOSE WHO BORE US

BUT NOT THOSE

WHO FIND US BORING


MAN IS ONLY ANIMAL WHOGOES FOR SLEEPWHEN NOT SLEEPY

ANDGETS UP WHEN HE IS


DON’T BE HUMBLE

YOU ARE NOT SO GREAT


SUCCESS IS RELATIVE

MORE SUCCESS MORE RELATIVES


POOR ARE POOR

BECAUSERICH ARE RICH


IF YOU GET UP FROM PRAYERSAS A CHANGED PERSON

YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN

HEARD


EXPLOIT

ORGET EXPLOITED


When motives are wrong

nothing is right


BE AFRAID OF THOSE

WHO ARE NOT AFRAID

OF GOD


DO WORK

ORTAKE CREDIT


Anybody travelling by busafter 40

is failure


Creativity comes from zeal

to make some money


MY LIFE IS LIKE A BROKEN PENCIL

IT IS

POINTLESS


SUCCESS IS 1% PERSPIRATION

99% SELF PROMOTION


DOCTORS BURY THEIR MISTAKES

  • LAWYERS HANG THEM

  • JOURNALISTS PUT THEM ON FRONT PAGE.


DOCTOR FELT MY POCKET

AND SAIDNOTHING CAN BE DONE.


DON’T DISTURB

ALREADY DISTURBED


History judges the looser

Winner is always right


HIGH LIVING AND HIGH THINKING

AREPOLES APART


IN PAST PEOPLE NEVER QUESTIONED EXISTENCE OF GODBECAUSE THEY KNEW HE EXISTS

  • IN FUTURE ALSO THEY WILL NOT

  • BECAUSE THEY WILL KNOW HE DOESN’T.


GOD GIVE ME COURAGE TO DO WHAT I CAN HUMILITY TO ADMIT WHAT I CAN’T

ANDWISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE


ONE MAN’S ERRORIS

OTHER MAN’S DATA


HARDWORK HAS NEVER HURT ANYBODY

BUT

WHY TAKE CHANCE


CONSISTENCY IS LAST REFUSE OF THOSE

WHO AREUNIMAGINATIVE


NEVER POSTPONE ANY THING TO TOMMOROW

WHAT YOU CAN TO A DAY AFTER


SHIPS ARE SAFE IN HARBOUR

BUTTHEY ARE NOT MADE TO BE THERE


DO TO OTHERS

BEFORETHEY DO TO YOU


BE GOOD TO OTHERS ON YOUR WAY UP

YOU MAY NEED THEMON YOUR WAY DOWN


Trying to understand Godis like

a toy trying to understand

man.


NOBODY IS PERFECT

  • I AM NOBODY

  • THERFORE I AM PERFECT


GOOD ENGINEERING COMES OUT OF GOOD EXPERIENCE

BUTGOOD EXPERIENCE COMES OUT OF BAD ENGINEERING


Wine is

God’s

second best gift to man.


SOME CAUSE HAPPINESSWHEREVER THEY GO

OTHERS

WHENEVER THEY GO


LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU

CRY

AND WORLD LAUGHS MORE LOUDLY


PESSIMIST SEES DIFFICULTYIN EVERY OPPORTUNITY

OPTIMIST SEES OPPORTUNITY

IN EVERY DIFFICULTY


IS THERE ANY LIFE ON

EARTH ?


FRONT BENCHERS IN SCHOOLS

AREBACK BENCHERS IN LIFE


Be polite to otherstill you make some money.

Thereafter others will be

polite to you.


BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

BUT

DON’T DEPEND ON THEM


Man is a social animal.Without society he is nothing but animal

Yet many behave as if they are

self made.


LIVING WITH CONSCIENCEIS LIKE

DRIVING WITH BREAKS ON


ANXIETY DOESN’T EMPTYTOMORROW’S SORROW

BUT

EMPTIES TODAY’S STRENGTH


FOR A PESSIMIST A PROBLEMIS TOO BIG TO HIT

FOR OPTIMIST

IT IS TOO BIG TO MISS


Women are like tea bags.

When they are in hot water,

you know how strong they are.


YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD

BUT

TO ONE YOU CAN BE WORLD


YOU MUST BE THE CHANGE

YOU

WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD


Husbands expect their wife to beperfect

and understand why they themselves

aren’t.


WHOEVER FOLLOWS THECROWD

WILL NOT BE

FOLLOWED BY CROWD


In fight between you and world

always support the

world


SPEECH SOULD BE LONGENOGH TO COVER THE SUBJECT

SHORT ENOUGH TO BE INTERESTING


Happiness is a period

between

two periods of unhappiness


WHAT COMES FROM HEART

GOES TO HEART


WORK IS A CURSE FOR

DRINKING CLASS


Those who don’t give smile

need it most.


IN ADVERTISEMENTSWHAT BIG PRINTS GIVE

SMALL PRINTS TAKE AWAY


NO GOD NO PEACE

KNOW GOD

KNOW PEACE


TO PREVENT FUTURE GENERATIONSFROM HEREDITARY DISEASES

KEEP YOURSELF IN GOOD HEALTH


DO BAD AND REMEMBER

DO GOOD AND FORGET


Every rich may not love his city.

but those who do

must be rich.


MAKE FRIENDS

  • BEFORE

  • YOU NEED THEM


IS THERE ANY LIFE AFTER

BIRTH ?


WHEN GOING GETS TOUGH

TOUGH GET GOING


EARN BUT DON’T

BURN


GIVE PEANUTS

GET MONKEYS


MAN MAKES MONEYOR

MONEY MAKES MAN?


WORK IS LAST REFUSE TO PEOPLE

WHO HAVENOTHING BETTER TO DO


FIRST OUR PLEASURES DIE

  • THEN OUR HOPES DIE

  • THEN OUR FEARS DIE

  • AND THEN ….. WE DIE


HARDWORK DOSEN’T GUARANTEE SUCCESS

BUTIMPROVES ITS CHANCES


CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT MAKE ME

THEY REVEAL ME


One who causes angeris excused.

One who gets

is accused


HOME IS WHERE YOUCAN SAY ANYTHING

BECAUSE

NOBODY LISTENS


A SAGE WHO IS ANGRY

CEASES TO BE SAGE


A FRIEND NOT IN NEED

IS FRIEND INDEED


ONE WHO COMMANDSWISELY

IS OBEYED

CHEERFULLY


THOSE WHO LIVE TO LEARN

LEARN TO LIVE


WE LEARN FROM HISTORY

THAT

WE DON’T LEARN FROM HISTORY


IN PROSPERITY OUR FRIENDKNOW US

IN ADVERSITY WE KNOW

OUR FRIENDS


TWO THINGS ONE SHOULDNOT BE ANGRY AT

  • ONE WHICH ARE WITHIN OUR CONTROL

  • OTHERS WHICH ARE BEYOND.


IT IS BETTER TO TRY SOMETHINGAND FAIL

THAN

TRY NOTHING AND SUCCEED.


A YAWN IS A

SILENT SHOUT


THE MAN IS RICHEST

WHOSE PLEASURES ARE

CHEAPEST


HE WHO HESITATES

IS

BOSSED.


WHEN IN DOUBT

SPEAK TRUTH


SEVERAL EXCUSES ARE LESS CONVINCING

THAN ONE


ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE

WHO

DON’T WAIT.


SQUEAKY WHEEL DOESN’TALWAYS GET THE OIL

SOMETIMES IT GETS

REPLACED


IT IS WOMAN’S PREROGATIVE

TO

CHANGE HER MIND.


PEOPLE WHO READ

ARE

PEOPLE WHO LEAD


WISDOM COMES

WHEN

IT FAILS YOU


CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME

AND ENDS THERE


FRIENDSCOME AND GOBUT

ENEMIES ACCUMULATE


THE BEST WAY OUT OFDIFFICULTY IS

THROUGH IT


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