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TICKET TRAIN Inspector: Tickets! Bernard: Ah, no, thank you. Inspector: Pardon? Bernard: I don't want a ticket, thank you. Inspector: I'm not selling tickets, sir. Bernard: No? Inspector: No. I want to see your ticket. Bernard: Oh! I haven't got a ticket.

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Ticket train inspector tickets bernard ah no thank you inspector pardon

TICKET TRAIN

Inspector: Tickets!

Bernard: Ah, no, thank you.

Inspector: Pardon?

Bernard: I don't want a ticket, thank you.

Inspector: I'm not selling tickets, sir.

Bernard: No?

Inspector: No. I want to see your ticket.

Bernard: Oh! I haven't got a ticket.


Ticket train inspector tickets bernard ah no thank you inspector pardon

Inspector: You haven't got a ticket?

Bernard: No. I never buy ticket.

Inspector: Why not?

Bernard: Because I haven't got much money.

Inspector: Sir, you're travelling on a train.

When people travel by train, they always buy a ticket.

Bernard: Ah!

Inspector: And you're sitting in a first-class compartment.

When people sit in a first-class compartment, they always buy a first-class ticket.

Bernard: No, they don't.

Inspector: What?


Ticket train inspector tickets bernard ah no thank you inspector pardon

Bernard: A lot of people don't buy tickets.

The King doesn't buy a ticket, does he? Eh? Eh?

Inspector: No, sir, but...

Bernard: And where's yours?

Inspector: Mine?

Bernard: Yes, your ticket. Have you got a ticket?

Inspector: Me, sir?

Bernard: Yes, you.

Inspector: No, I haven't got a ticket.


Ticket train inspector tickets bernard ah no thank you inspector pardon

Bernard: Ooh! Are you a famous man?

Inspector: Famous? Well... Sir, I am a ticket-inspector.

Bernard: Oh!

Inspector: I inspect tickets. Are you going to show me your ticket?

Bernard: No, I haven't got a ticket.

Inspector: OK!

Bernard: What are you going to do?

Inspector: I'm going to write your name in my book.

Bernard: Oh!


Ticket train inspector tickets bernard ah no thank you inspector pardon

Inspector: What is your name?

Bernard: Mickey Mouse.

Inspector: Mickey... Your name, sir!

Bernard: Barack Obama, Leo Messi, Jose Mourinho,

Pau Gasol, George Clooney, Andreu Buenafuente, Brad Pitt, JesulĂ­n de Ubrique...

Inspector: Yes, sir. I see. Well, if you're not going to tell me your name,

please, leave the train.

Bernard: Pardon?

Inspector: Leave the train.


Ticket train inspector tickets bernard ah no thank you inspector pardon

Bernard: I can't

Inspector: You can't what?

Bernard: I can't leave the train.

Inspector: Why not?

Bernard: It's moving.

Inspector: Not now, sir. At the first station.

Bernard: Oh!

Inspector: It's in the Book, sir. When you travel by train,

you buy a ticket and if you don't buy a ticket...


Ticket train inspector tickets bernard ah no thank you inspector pardon

Bernard: Yes, yes, yes, you leave the train. OK.

Inspector: Here we are, sir. We're coming to a station.

Please, leave the train now.

Bernard: Now?

Inspector: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, but...

Bernard: Oh! That's OK.

Inspector: Oh!

Bernard: Yes, this is my station. Good-bye!

Inspector: Oh!


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