How You Know The MSHA Inspection Is Going Down the Tubes

1. How You Know The MSHA Inspection Is Going Down the Tubes

2. The MSHA inspector sets up a travel trailer in your parking lot

3. The MSHA inspector mutters, "This is unbelievable," each time he enters a different area

4. The MSHA inspector brings a film crew to document conditions & a reporter from "60 Minutes" tags along

5. The MSHA inspector wears a moon suit & SCBA, while your employees work in shorts & tennis shoes

6. The Congressman you called for help won't return your call, but returns your campaign contribution

7. The MSHA Inspector begins the closing conference with the following: "You have the right to remain silent..."

8. The MSHA inspector asks you a specific question about a report in your files, but you haven't turned over any files

9. The MSHA Inspector knows each of your employees by their first name

10. The MSHA inspector is a former employee that you fired, or a person you refused to hire

11. The current Deputy Secretary of Labor conducts the closing conference accompanied by a Federal Marshal