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Welcome to the Plenty O’ Plenary

Welcome to the Plenty O’ Plenary . Herman Cain Endorses Chava Bahle as OHALAH Secretary . Chava is awesome. The Gematria of “Chava is Awesome for Board Secretary” is 999 . Please note:.

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Welcome to the Plenty O’ Plenary

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  1. Welcome to the Plenty O’ Plenary

  2. Herman Cain Endorses ChavaBahle as OHALAH Secretary Chava is awesome

  3. The Gematria of “Chava is Awesome for Board Secretary” is 999

  4. Please note: • No rabbinic pastors, rabbis, cantors or students were harmed in the creation of this presentation; neither were they consulted • All images were used WITH great love and WITHOUT permission • Should this presentation result in a recall of ChavaBahle (OHALAH Board Secretary), she vows to press on like all underdogs do ….

  5. In the beginning …

  6. Or “a beginning” or “with a sense of newness” or “when G-d began creating” -- depending on your text

  7. There was a web weaver …

  8. And lo she held a vision for the online presence of OHALAH

  9. Connecting Renewal leaders with each other and with Jews all over the world

  10. Holy Wah, dat was fun, der ey? Let’s make her do it again!

  11. And there was designing,and there was connecting; the first web site Ohalah.org

  12. And there was much rejoicing

  13. Well, I was rejoicing ….

  14. And lo it came to pass that this beautiful seed evolved

  15. With the help of loving hands

  16. It even had its own Mashgiach! I certify this site as Kosher!

  17. As the organization grew …

  18. So did its web site

  19. And finally there emerged the new ohalah.org

  20. With design work by Beth Lee (wife of Rabbi Ed Stafman)

  21. And there was much rejoicing

  22. But then there arose members who knew not the password to the members-only areas of the website

  23. And there was much hardship in the land What was that password again? Perhaps it is here, amongst roiling the waters … 613

  24. Until there arose a voice to lead the people C’mon, it’ll be great!

  25. And he said 613 It’s easy – it is a number you already know ….

  26. The Lord spoke unto OHALAH from the burning bush, saying

  27. Well, wait, was it “saying” or carrying what is said? OHALAH esttresinteresante Levinas

  28. Anyway, the voice somehow communicated …

  29. “Seriously I mean it. Memorize this number …” 613

  30. “Else I shall smite thee ….

  31. “And thou shall be more uncomfortable than a swim suit model in Me’ahSharim …”

  32. But in a rare instance of Jewish compliance with the direct revealed, unquestionable word of the LORD, and the webmaster, members of OHALAH did memorize the password …

  33. User name: ohalah Password: 613

  34. And their bubbehs were very proud of them Oy I am so proud of you for memorizing the password! Such a naches. How come you never visit the site?

  35. But yea verily, soon the members of OHALAH visited the site often …

  36. And shared lots of ideas for useful content …

  37. Ohalah.orgusenameohalahpassword 613

  38. And there was much rejoicing 613

  39. Check out this cool stuff ….

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