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Max’s Maxim Number 1. Every woman should have her second baby first. Max’s Maxim Number 2. Parenthood is a worry And it doesn’t end when the baby is born. Max’s Maxim Number 3. Nature did not intend that a woman should have too many menstrual periods

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Max s maxim number 1
Max’s Maxim Number 1

Every woman should have her second baby first


Max s maxim number 2
Max’s Maxim Number 2

  • Parenthood is a worry

  • And it doesn’t end when the baby is born


Max s maxim number 3
Max’s Maxim Number 3

  • Nature did not intend that a woman should have too many menstrual periods

  • She is supposed to be pregnant, breast- feeding, postmenopausal or dead

  • And the next best alternative is being on the Pill

  • Or putting the Pill into her uterus (Mirena)


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Max’s Maxim Number 4

  • Vaginal oestrogen is using HRT where you need it most

  • And without all of the side effects


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Max’s Maxim Number 5

  • Evaluating a person’s genetic makeup by doing a chromosomal analysis

  • Is a bit like looking at a map of the world

  • And checking that all the continents are in the right place


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Max’s Maxim Number 6

  • Mr Gates has a lot to answer for in this world


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Max’s Maxim Number 7

  • Obstetrics is easy

  • It’s obstetric politics that is bloody difficult


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Max’s Maxim Number 8

  • The problem with radiologists is that they are forever seeing things

  • And then they usually recommend further imaging!


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Max’s Maxim Number 9

  • The problem with pathologists is that they are forever wanting more


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Max’s Maxim Number 10

  • The clue to the present problem is often in the past

  • So please get me this patient’s previous medical record


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Max’s Maxim Number 11

  • Good medicine does not consist of doing every test that you can think of

  • The best medicine is doing only the right test(s)

  • At the right time


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Max’s Maxim Number 12

  • Beware of the multi who requires forceps or ventouse.

  • It is often OP or too big


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Max’s Maxim Number 13

  • Sometimes, the greatest hazard to good medical care.

  • Is the size of the patient’s hospital record

  • So please think before you add another page!


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Max’s Maxim Number 14

  • The mentality of the shift worker teaches that someone else will do the job…

  • If you drag your feet for long enough


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Max’s Maxim Number 15

  • Unfortunately, there are quite a few medical problems for which there is neither prescription nor operation

  • Fortunately, most of these get better or become more bearable with the passage of time


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Max’s Maxim Number 16

  • There is no disease that is easier to cure than the one that does not exist


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Max’s Maxim Number 17

  • Using an ultrasound machine without using a few of its knobs is like driving a car only in the first gear

  • It’s a safe way to go…

  • But you don’t get very far


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Max’s Maxim Number 18

  • The best view

  • Is the one that you walk for


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Max’s Maxim Number 19

  • Food tastes better out of doors


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