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Nomology

Nomology. The Study of Naomi. How it All Began. First there was nothing, then there was light, and earth, and water and all the crap. Finally when all was done, God created Naomi, then Man and Woman. The Naomi was a tribe of wild, woman. But they had extrodanry skills. Naomi's Talents.

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Nomology

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  1. Nomology The Study of Naomi

  2. How it All Began • First there was nothing, then there was light, and earth, and water and all the crap. Finally when all was done, God created Naomi, then Man and Woman. The Naomi was a tribe of wild, woman. But they had extrodanry skills.

  3. Naomi's Talents • She could kill three men in one fart • She can kill a man by talking • She can lie so much that her mouth falls off

  4. Naomi's Family Tree

  5. The Reason Why There is Only One • In the early 1900's, the Naomi Isle was raided by man-eating giant green turtles. The turtles wiped out most of the Naomi. But one survived. There has been rumors that this Naomi is now living in Swaziland but these rumors have been turned down by the monarch of Swaziland, Jacob.

  6. Why Didn't the Turtles Invade Earlier? • Before the 1900's the Swazi's were protecting the Naomi Isle, but after the turtles bribed them with bananas, they loosened the security and the turtles invaded. To this day, Jacob, the king of Swaziland, says that he does not regret his descion to let the Naomi fall. He said that they were just waiting to get eaten.

  7. The Lucky Part • After finding out that a Naomi escaped the Great Turtle Massacure, Jacob slayed a lot of Turtles. Look at the chart to the right to see the amount of turtles before and after 1994 Amount of Naomi's Amount of Turtles

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