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1. CYOA Jim’s Social Improvement CYOA By EllaBrynn

2. 1 You are Jim, a low-level accountant at a local firm. You say you “work alone”, but really you are just friendless and dateless. One day you are walking home and see 3 people you can talk to. Do you choose… The Hot Girl (2) The Nerdy Kid (3) Your Co-Worker (4)

3. 2 You walk up to her. She is blonde with a slight tan and beautiful blue eyes. She’s about 5’ 10”. She’s wearing a low-cut dress with a geometrical pattern on it. She seems like a great catch. You say to her… “My name is Jim. What’s yours?” (5) “Yo. ‘Sup. I’m Jim. Da sports guy. I wanna get right to da point: Wanna go out?!?” (6)

4. 3 The kid is about a foot shorter than you and looks to be about 5 or 6 years younger than you, in college most likely. He wears thick-rimmed glasses and a striped polo shirt. He seems to be playing a Gameboy. Do you… Demand his lunch money (7) Ask him a question (8) Try to make friends (9)

5. 4 You say, “Hey! What’s up, Bill?” He responds that his wife is a huge mess. She always complains about him not doing any work at home, even though he’s working his butt off at work!! You tell him… Just tell her you work so much already! (10) Give in to her. She’s your wife and she is all you got, Bill. (11)

6. 5 She looks you right in the eyes, sizing you up. “It’s Sheila,” she says. You try to make small chat with her, and the conversation somehow turns to pooping. You say… “I hate pooping. It is an abomination.” (12) “Poop is poop! LOL OMG XD JK LOL JK2DAT LOL OMG IDNO WTEVER. YAY YAYYAY OMG YAY LOL.” (13)

7. 6 She says, “You trying to gain me over by speaking like a “cool man”. Well, I got some news for you. I am not a prize to be won. I am a STRONG, PROUD, woman. Get a life, pig.” She then hits you with a purse. You… Run home, crying like a baby (14) Say, “Whatever. I needed to go to the mall, anyways.” (15)

8. 7 You lift the punk in the air and ask for all his money. He wimps out and gives you a five dollar bill. Do you… Demand more (16) Go Home (14) Go to the Mall (15) Start talking to the cute girl, instead (2)

9. 8 You ask him… What is the best hot-spot in town? (17) How do I score with a hot girl? (18) How do I get really good mocket-monters cards? 19

10. 9 You make small talk about mocket-monsters. He gives you an awesome mocket-monster card. It is a “Poop-amon” and it has 120 PWR. You say “thanks” and… Head home (14) Go to the Mall (where there is a mocket-monsters store) (15)

11. 10 He then says, “Good idea. I’ll do that. Thanks, Jim. You are THE MAN. You can always call me, you know that, right?” You… Go home (14) Go to the Mall (15)

12. 11 “That’s… um… that isn’t gonna work. I expected better from you, Jim. YOU JERKFACE! ARGH! MAH EMOTIONS! I KILL YOU! I KILL YOU!” Bill goes into a mad rage. Do you… Try to subdue him (20) Run home (14)

13. 12 She says, “I can’t believe you! Poopin’ is natural. I love it.” You blew it with this girl. Do you… Go home (14) Go to the Mall (15)

14. 13 She says “Yeah, me too! LOL! Well, I am going home now. I’ll see you later, maybe. Bye!” She walks off into the distance. You… Go home (14)Go to the Mall (15)

15. 14 You go home, and eat a snack. Then you take a short nap on your bed, but you are awaken by the sound of your home phone ringing. Click here if you were rude to Bill earlier. (21) Click here if you were nice to Bill earlier. (22) Click here if you haven’t met Bill, your co-worker yet. (22)

16. 15 At the Mall, you enter a mocket-monters shop in order to buy some new cards. Then you leave and head for a small restaurant were you can eat some food. You see the cute girl from earlier (Sheila) sitting at a table by herself. Click here if you have been nice to this girl. (23) Click here if you blew it with this girl. (24) Click here if you haven’t met this girl yet. (25)

17. 16 You demand more money from the boy, and he pulls out his cell phone and dials 9-1-1. Police cars appear all around you within two minutes. You are eventually sentenced to 3 years in prison for robbing a child. SORRY, GAME OVER. PLEASE PLAY AGAIN.

18. 17 He says, “There’s a really cool mocket-monsters shop at the Mall. They have really cool cards there. You should check it out sometime.” You… Go to the Mall (14) Go home (15)

19. 18 He says, “Being polite always works for me. Except for with… about 5 girls- but you know, some people are just like that. But yeah, you should really just be yourself and be polite. They like men who show them some courtesy.” You… Talk to the cute girl (2) Go home (14) Go to the Mall (15)

20. 19 He says, “There’s a really cool mocket-monsters shop at the Mall. They have really cool cards there. You should check it out sometime.” You… Go home (14) Go to the Mall (15)

21. 20 You thrust you foot into his rib cage but all he does is let out a soft “ow.” Then he calls the office and tells the boss that you had insulted and harmed him. He then delivers the news to you that you are fired. SORRY, GAME OVER. PLEASE PLAY AGAIN.

22. 21 Bill says, “HELLO JIM. Great news- for me at least. I just got a promotion from the boss. Now, I have the right to hire and fire employees working below me. Jim, you’re fired. Maybe you regret being so rude to me now!!!” Click here if you’ve been to the Mall already. (26) Click here if you haven’t been to the Mall yet. (15)

23. 22 Bill says, “Hey! Great news, Jim. You got a promotion. The boss told me to call you because he lost your number. Well, I hope you’re happy. You get paid so much more for this job. Bye!” Congratulations. Click here if you’ve already gone to the Mall. (26) Click here if you need to go to the Mall still. (15)

24. 23 You say hi to her, and she says, “Hey! Won’t you join me in dinner?” You sit down and have a fantastic dinner together. Congratulations! This relationship is going well. Click here if you have already been home. (26) Click here if you haven’t been home yet. (14)

25. 24 You try to apologize to her for being so rude earlier, but she gets even more mad. She hits you with her purse. Click here if you’ve already been to your house. (26)Click here if you haven’t been home yet. (14)

26. 25 Sorry- in order to continue this game, you must speak to the cute girl eventually. Please press the button below, which will take you to the first conversation with the cute girl. When there are questions about your co-worker, Bill, simply click the button leading to what happened during the past game. Thank you for your cooperation. Click here.

27. 26 Congratulations- you’ve completed the game. Please click on a button below depending on your circumstances. You have a promotion and are doing good with Sheila. (27) You have a promotion but are not doing good with Sheila. (28) You are job-less but are doing good with Sheila. (29) You are job-less and not doing good with Sheila. (30)

28. 27 Wow. You make good decisions! Your score is 100%. Your character Jim married Sheila, and has a great, well-paying job. Congratulations. CLICK HERE TO PLAY AGAIN (RECCOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SEE THE DIFFERENT OUTCOMES)

29. 28 You didn’t do too bad. Your final score is 50%. Your character Jim has a great new job. The only sad thing is that he didn’t have a great relationship with the woman of his dreams, Sheila. But never fear- you could’ve done worse. CLICK HERE TO PLAY AGAIN (RECCOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SEE THE DIFFERENT OUTCOMES)

30. 29 You didn’t do too bad. Your final score is 50%. Your character, Jim ends up marrying the woman of his dreams, Sheila. The sad thing is that he lost his job as an accountant. But never fear- you could’ve done worse. CLICK HERE TO PLAY AGAIN (RECCOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SEE THE DIFFERENT OUTCOMES)

31. 30 You did very badly. Your final score is 0%. Your character, Jim is lost his job, and had a horrible relationship with the woman of his dreams, Sheila. I am sorry- sometimes you can’t do perfectly. Better luck next time! CLICK HERE TO PLAY AGAIN (RECCOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SEE THE DIFFERENT OUTCOMES)