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Powerpoint: Threat or Menace?

Mark Says Powerpoint makes you stupid. Powerpoint: Threat or Menace?. Overview. Powerpoint presentations are pointless Nothing good has ever come from Powerpoint. Long-term goals. Abandonment of Powerpoint Angry mob storming Microsoft compound Bill Gates' head on a pike.

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Powerpoint: Threat or Menace?

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  1. Mark Says Powerpoint makes you stupid. Powerpoint: Threat or Menace?

  2. Overview • Powerpoint presentations are pointless • Nothing good has ever come from Powerpoint

  3. Long-term goals • Abandonment of Powerpoint • Angry mob storming Microsoft compound • Bill Gates' head on a pike

  4. The Present Situation • Powerpoint presentations are: • Vapid • Meaningless • Grammatically incorrect • Your mother's a big fat whore

  5. Development up to present • Powerpoint was invented by the Communists • Bill Gates stole it from Russia • Millions of innocent people have suffered • Powerpoint testing caused cancer in animals • Human subjects: where did all the interns go?!?

  6. Potential Alternatives • Write plain ASCII text • Good enough for Shakespeare • You aren't as clever as Shakespeare • Use full sentences and paragraphs • Just like you were taught in English class, you moron • No more bullet points, or I pop a bullet in yo ass

  7. Recommendation • Show me a Powerpoint slide and die • That's not an invitation, it's a threat • Death to Powerpoint! • Long live the new ASCII flesh!

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