Footballinvective.com presents. The 2005 Charles Brownlow Medal For Best and Fairest player in the AFL. and…. The Jo Bailey Medal. For “Best and Fairest” Brownlow companion. C. Judd (West Coast Eagles) 2004 Charles Brownlow Medallist. R. Twigley (West Coast Eagles)
The 2005 Charles Brownlow Medal
For Best and Fairest player in the AFL
For “Best and Fairest” Brownlow companion
2004 Charles Brownlow Medallist
R. Twigley (West Coast Eagles)
2004 Jo Bailey Medallist
Who’s the “Best and Fairest” of them all…?
Brodie Holland: someone’s pinched my Nana’s curtains
Akker: that bow tie’s fooling no one – money can’t buy class (though it looks like it can buy implants – compare with 2003)
Mrs Buckley: Dress by Playboy Mansion; Hair by LA porn studio
– a proven performer, even after 16 seasons
Take a bow
No, no, really!
Luke Hodge: Wore his standard issue Hawthorn footy boots – won’t be getting any dirt on this pair either
Nice of Richo to take his sister
Matt Maguire: Not bad for Barry’s whipping boy
Richie Vandenberg; That dress is like Hawthorn’s game plan – all over the shop
Robert Harvey: Bet he’d swap his 2 Brownlows for a real coach any day
Christie Malthouse: More than a few blokes would like to boundary ride her
Mrs Hird: Hard to fault this year
Scott West; You can take the boy out of Footscray, but you can’t take Footscray out of the boy
Lindsay Gilbee; Both over-rated
Jonathan Brown: Apparently she’s from Warnambool too. Which makes her all the more impressive.
Kane Cornes: Did he find her at the Alberton greyhound stop on the way over?
Daniel Cross: Lucky it’s school holidays so she could stay out late (dress by Kermit the Frog)
Jason Johnson: Unspectacular on the field; off-field is another matter
Spider: Kindly took his parole officer out late (dress by Kermit the Frog)
Giansiracusa: She’s easily the best thing to come out of the Whitten Oval since E.J.
Trent Croad; Outstanding chassis; shame about the duco out late (dress by Kermit the Frog)
“Fanta Pants” Ling: Just goes to show that any bloke can pick up in Geelong
Chad Fletcher: Nice drumsticks
Shane Woewoedin: Yep, still a has-been Beautiful”
Mark Coughlan: Can I see your IDs please?
Heath Black: Someone call Sweden - ABBA want their dress back
Andrew Embley: Finger painting, anyone?
Demetriou: The Fat Controller
Nick Riewoldt: Like the rest of his season, we expected more from him
“Essendon, M Johnson: 3 Votes!”
Ben Rutten: is she a time traveller from a Cyndi Lauper video clip, circa 1984?
Adam Simpson: Like his team, an under-achiever this September
Back-to-back Baileys for the girl from the West. video clip, circa 1984?
A Brownlow great – she’s a modern day Bob Skilton