Footballinvective.com presents. The 2005 Charles Brownlow Medal For Best and Fairest player in the AFL. and…. The Jo Bailey Medal. For “Best and Fairest” Brownlow companion. C. Judd (West Coast Eagles) 2004 Charles Brownlow Medallist. R. Twigley (West Coast Eagles)
The 2005 Charles Brownlow Medal
For Best and Fairest player in the AFL
The Jo Bailey Medal
For “Best and Fairest” Brownlow companion
C. Judd (West Coast Eagles)
2004 Charles Brownlow Medallist
R. Twigley (West Coast Eagles)
2004 Jo Bailey Medallist
Mirror Mirror on the wall..
Who’s the “Best and Fairest” of them all…?
Nick Dal Santo: Well out of his depth with this one
Brodie Holland: someone’s pinched my Nana’s curtains
Akker: that bow tie’s fooling no one – money can’t buy class (though it looks like it can buy implants – compare with 2003)
Mrs Buckley: Dress by Playboy Mansion; Hair by LA porn studio
Eddie McGuire: What a difference 3 weeks makes
Jo Silvagni: The Michael Tuck of Brownlows
– a proven performer, even after 16 seasons
Tuck and partner:
Take a bow
No, no, really!
Luke Hodge: Wore his standard issue Hawthorn footy boots – won’t be getting any dirt on this pair either
Matthew Lloyd: Took time out from his rocket science seminar
Nice of Richo to take his sister
Robbo: A true lair on and off the field
Matt Maguire: Not bad for Barry’s whipping boy
Steven King: They breed ‘em keen down in Geelong
Richie Vandenberg; That dress is like Hawthorn’s game plan – all over the shop
Cameron Bruce: Nice of him to take his Mum
Robert Harvey: Bet he’d swap his 2 Brownlows for a real coach any day
Christie Malthouse: More than a few blokes would like to boundary ride her
Mrs Hird: Hard to fault this year
Scott West; You can take the boy out of Footscray, but you can’t take Footscray out of the boy
Lindsay Gilbee; Both over-rated
Jonathan Brown: Apparently she’s from Warnambool too. Which makes her all the more impressive.
Kane Cornes: Did he find her at the Alberton greyhound stop on the way over?
Daniel Cross: Lucky it’s school holidays so she could stay out late (dress by Kermit the Frog)
Jason Johnson: Unspectacular on the field; off-field is another matter
Spider: Kindly took his parole officer
Giansiracusa: She’s easily the best thing to come out of the Whitten Oval since E.J.
Trent Croad; Outstanding chassis; shame about the duco
Pavlich: He’ll be hoping all his other limbs are still in working order
“Fanta Pants” Ling: Just goes to show that any bloke can pick up in Geelong
Andrew McLeod: Straight off the set of “Bold and the Beautiful”
Chad Fletcher: Nice drumsticks
Shane Woewoedin: Yep, still a has-been
Mark Coughlan: Can I see your IDs please?
Heath Black: Someone call Sweden - ABBA want their dress back
Daniel Kerr: An honourable runner-up in both medals
Andrew Embley: Finger painting, anyone?
Wellsy: Rising star qualities in every respect. 9.5 out of 10
Demetriou: The Fat Controller
Ben Cousins: Mr Consistency
Nick Riewoldt: Like the rest of his season, we expected more from him
Luke Ball: are they shoes or did a couple of seagulls crap on his feet?
“Essendon, M Johnson: 3 Votes!”
Ben Rutten: is she a time traveller from a Cyndi Lauper video clip, circa 1984?
Adam Simpson: Like his team, an under-achiever this September
and the winner is…
Back-to-back Baileys for the girl from the West.
A Brownlow great – she’s a modern day Bob Skilton