Tim Burton. The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories. The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other stories. A poetry book written and illustrated in 1997 by Tim Burton It contains 23 stories
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,"What have you done to my boy?He\'s not flesh and blood,he\'s aluminum alloy!"
Not knowing what to name him,they just called him Sam,or sometimes,"that thing that looks like a clam"
The doctor diagnosed,"I can\'t quite be sure,but the cause of the problem may also be the cure.They say oysters improve your sexual powers.Perhaps eating your sonwould help you do it for hours!“
The one and only timeI ever saw Toxic Boy crywas when some sodium chloridegot into his eye.
One dark, gloomy day,from out of the fog,appeared a little white mummy dog.
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