Turb ūt visi pažįstame pakvaišusią šeimynėlę?. G a l s u sipa žin ki m e su jai s dar k art ą ?? ?. Taigi keletas idomi ų fakt ų.
Turbūt visi pažįstame pakvaišusią šeimynėlę?
Gal susipažinkime su jais dar kartą???
Šeimos galva - Haumeris
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Štai kokia Simpsonų šeimynėlė...
High explosives and school don't mix
I will not bribe Principal Skinner
I will not squeak chalk
I will finish what I sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
Underwear should be worn on the inside
The Christmas Pageant does not stink
I will not torment the emotionally frail
I will not carve gods I will not aim for the head I will not spank others I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge I am not Dr. Death I will not conduct my own fire drills
Funny noises are not funny I will not spin the turtle I will not snap bras I will not fake seizers This punishment is not boring and pointless I will not defame New Orleans I will not prescribe medication I will not bury the new kid I will not teach others to fly I will not bring sheep to class A burp is not an answer Teacher is not a leper Coffee is not for kids I will not eat things for money
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee I will not call the principal "spud head" Goldfish don't bounce Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
I will not sell miracle cures No one is interested in my underpants I will return the seeing-eye dog I will not charge admission to the bathroom I do not have diplomatic immunity I will not win an Emmy The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers I will not go near the kindergarten turtle My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man I am not deliciously saucy Organ transplants are best left to professionals The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan No one is interested in my underpants I will not celebrate meaningless milestones There are plenty of business like show business Five days is not too long to wait for a gun Beans are neither fruit nor musical I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. I will not send lard through the mail I will not dissect things unless instructed
I will not whittle hall passes out of soap My homework was not stolen by a one armed man Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does Next time it could be me on the scaffolding I will not hang donuts on my person I will remember to take my medication I will not strut around like I own the place This is not a clue. . .or is it? "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far I do not have the power of attorney over first graders I will not complain about the solution when I hear it
A fire drill does not demand a fire I will stop phoning it in I will not mess with the opening credits Fridays are not "pants optional" Loose teeth do not need my help "I'm so very tired!" I cannot absolve sins My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld Sherri does not "got back" Class clown is not a paid position I did not invent Irish dancing Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related