Anal Sex: Doin ’ it Right!. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!. Here are some Quick Facts!!!*. 93 % effective against unplanned pregnancy. FACT! 87% more pleasurable for women than conventional intercourse. FACT!
Anal Sex:Doin’ it Right!
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!
Using the materials found in this pamphlet will ensure quality, SAFE fun!
Tech Sergeant Tube-o’-Lube Says:
Defeat Jerry at every turn! Don’t do her dry, men. That’s what the Germans do. BUY WAR BONDS!
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Find a willing* partner. Bars, SA meetings and craigslist are full of them.
How to identify them!
Stick it in her pooper, and she’ll think you’re super!
Give her drinks! Alcohol is the ultimate aphrodisiac, and she will thank you for it later.
Don’t be cheap; take her to your house. ALGs (anal loving gals) appreciate made men.
If all else fails, give her money! ALGs often like to buy things, and money will let them do it.