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From the home office in Duncan, Oklahoma

From the home office in Duncan, Oklahoma. Dubai, UAE. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008. Top 10 List. Top 10 List. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008. 10: Requirements, what Requirements?. What you want, baby I got it. R-E-Q-U-I-R-E Find out what it means to me.

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From the home office in Duncan, Oklahoma

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  1. From the home office in Duncan, Oklahoma Dubai, UAE Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 Top 10 List Top 10 List

  2. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 10: Requirements, what Requirements? • What you want, baby I got it R-E-Q-U-I-R-E Find out what it means to me

  3. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 9: Dependencies on other groups that were late

  4. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 LIFE OF SOFTWARE 8: Over-optimistic Schedule Estimation Always look on the bright side of code . . . . . . . Always look on the bright side of code . . . . . . . The code’s a piece of $#!^, when we look at it We can always overlook a minor kink . . . . It probably compiles, it might even link . . . Surely that must mean it doesn’t stink

  5. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 7: Those weren’t MY estimates Scheduling Ritual How low can you go!

  6. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 6: Not enough testers or documentation resources. Who needs them anyway? We put those bugs--I mean features--in there on purpose. Besides, it was difficult to program, it should be difficult to use.

  7. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 5: Offshore and Outsourcing issues My source code lies over the ocean, My source code lies over the sea . My source code lies over the ocean, Oh bring back my source code to me . . . . . Bring Back, Bring Back, oh bring back my source code to me, to me Bring Back, Bring Back, oh bring back my source code to me

  8. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 4: One word, Ch-ch-ch-changes

  9. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 3: I can’t get no, System Admin • I can’t get no, CM action • ‘cause I try, • ..and I try, • ….and I try, • ……and I try….

  10. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 2: You didn’t give me the headcount that you promised

  11. Top Ten reasons why we are late in 2008 1: Weren’t you doing the backups!?

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