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Saturn Road Valentine’s Party 2006 presents Hallmark Trey Laminack VS. Fill a jar with romantic coupons for candlelight dinner, picnic, or watching a sunset Fill a jar with cookies. Hallmark Trey VS. “If you have love in your heart, you always have something to give.” If you are

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Hallmark

Trey Laminack

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Fill a jar with romantic coupons for candlelight dinner, picnic, or watching a sunset

Fill a jar with cookies.

Hallmark

Trey

VS.


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“If you have love in your heart, you always have something to give.”

If you are

a man that “something”

is money.

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Trey

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“An Italian Tradition: A young woman looks out window for the 1st man she sees may be her true love.”

Other Italtian traditions include obesity and cow-towing to Hitler.

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Trey

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What a woman really wants for V-Day: Flowers, Jewelry, Theatre Tickets, Perfume or Candy.

Men, please note you are not on this list.

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More romantic coupon: Theatre Tickets, Perfume or Candy.

Breakfast in bed.

One big bear hug

* “Wink wink”

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“Single women often spend V-Day giving cards, calling friends, throwing parties and cooking special meals.”

Single women spend the day desperately pretending not to care.

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Who recieves the most cards? friends, throwing parties and cooking special meals.”

Teachers, then moms, then wives, lastly girlfriends.

I think a typo omitted Prison Wardens from this list.

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“Words women love to hear: friends, throwing parties and cooking special meals.”

I cherish you.

I need you.

I adore you.”

The words:

Take the credit card and go.

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“Words that men love to hear: friends, throwing parties and cooking special meals.”

I believe in you.

I want you.

I feel safe with you.

“This is the last thing I’ll say for the next 3 hours.”

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“Let all you do be done in love.” friends, throwing parties and cooking special meals.”

1 Cor. 16:14

This makes hate-mail harder to write but more creative.

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“Napoleon often sent love letters to his beloved while at war, even when it endangered messengers.”

Yeah, but that guy had a “Napoleon Complex.”

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Romantic Suggestion: Call her when she leasts expect it to say, ‘I love you.’

They never “expect” a call while in the bathroom.

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“Take a moonlight picnic. Don’t forget blanket and book of poetry.”

Also don’t forget GPS, bug spray, and a barf bucket to go with the poetry.

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“Take a walk together under the light of a full moon.” of poetry.”

Beware werewolves!

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“Kidnap your spouse for an overnight stay at a bed and breakfast.”

Kidnap your spouse for an overnight stay at a plastic surgeon.

(This one was probably unpopular.)

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“Plan a day of roses. Place them on the pillows, in the car and on their office seat.”

If she is allergic to roses use watermellon or toenail clippings.

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“Gift Hunt: leave romantic clues leading to your gift.” car and on their office seat.”

Clue #1:

Your gift is hidden at the mall, take my credit card and go find it.

Ps. It’s hidden in a $40 or less area.

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“In Wales, they exchange keys and spoons on Valentine’s day.”

Tom Jones is also from Wales…

‘Nuff Said.

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“Gifts that don’t cost a cent: day.”

The Gift of listening.

The gift of laughter.

The gift of love.

If you give those expect:

The gift of divorce.

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“The perfect gift on V-Day is a kiss and three little words:

“I love you.”

The Six Words

“I love the idea of you.”

Didn’t rate as high.

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“Never forget the most powerful force on earth is love.” words:

The love of pizza.

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“Pres. Andrew Jackson said, “Heaven will not be heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.”

I hope to meet my wife before then.

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“Love is two souls with a single thought, along with two hearts that beat as one.”

Love is two souls with a single thought, and chances are that “thought” is the woman’s idea.

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Hallmark hearts that beat as one.”

Did you win?

Trey Laminack

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You won if you DID NOT say something along the lines of “Now I know why Trey is single.”

Women Win If…


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Men you won if you didn’t laugh so hard you will have to sleep on the couch tonight.

Men win if…


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