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IF YOU GIVE AN ELEPHANT AN EGG. By; Grace Deutsch Date; Feb.23/2012. If you give an elephant an egg…. He’ll want a plate to go with it. When you provide the elephant with a plate it’ll remind him of how his mom used to put ketchup on the eggs.

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If you give an elephant an egg

IF YOU GIVE AN ELEPHANT AN EGG

By; Grace Deutsch

Date; Feb.23/2012


If you give an elephant an egg1

If you give an elephant an egg…


He ll want a plate to go with it

He’ll want a plate to go with it.


If you give an elephant an egg

When you provide the elephant with a plate it’ll remind him of how his mom used to put ketchup on the eggs.


When you give him the ketchup the elephant will put too much on it

When you give him the ketchup the elephant will put too much on it


So he will want you to make him more

So he will want you to make him more


When you put the eggs on the pan the elephant will say

When you put the eggs on the pan the elephant will say..


You forgot to add herbs allspice ginger salt pepper and toothpaste

You forgot to add herbs, allspice, ginger, salt, pepper, and toothpaste!


He next makes you take the eggs off the pan and makes you put all of that in his eggs

He next makes you take the eggs off the pan and makes you put all of that in his eggs.


When you are finished the elephant want you to add the ketchup in yourself

When you are finished the elephant want you to add the ketchup in yourself.


But you tell him he has to do it himself

But you tell him he has to do it himself


When the elephant adds the ketchup in he puts it in perfect this time

When the elephant adds the ketchup in he puts it in PERFECT this time.


You let the elephant enjoy his eggs you then turn on the tv and he hears b l a s t i n g music

You let the elephant enjoy his eggs. You then turn on the TV and he hears BLASTINGmusic


When the elephant s finished his eggs he wants to perform a musical for you

When the elephant’s finished his eggs he wants to perform a musical for you…


The problem is he can t think of a musical he would like to perform for you

The problem is, he can’t think of a musical he would like to perform for you.


So you ask him to sing h igh s chool musical

SO you ask him to sing High School Musical


He then sings the entire musical

He then sings the entire musical


After the musical he says he s too tired to sing an encore instead he wants to take a nap

After the musical he says he’s too tired to sing an encore instead he wants to take a nap..


If you give an elephant an egg

When he’s finished his nap, he’ll be hungry. The elephant wants to have his favourite food, when you give a elephant an egg he will want ketchup to go with it.


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