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Not S o Little Red Riding hood

Not S o Little Red Riding hood. By: Chris T irado. Once upon a time, in a far away place A wolf hid quietly, holding a mace. He was sure he could do his newly assigned mission; and was very confident of his current position. Down by the road walked Little Red Riding Hood

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Not S o Little Red Riding hood

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  1. Not So Little Red Riding hood By: Chris Tirado

  2. Once upon a time, in a far away place A wolf hid quietly, holding a mace. He was sure he could do his newly assigned mission; and was very confident of his current position.

  3. Down by the road walked Little Red Riding Hood The second in command in the neighborhood.

  4. When she spotted the wolf she sexily said “Why are you hiding there from Little old Red?” The wolf replied as he came out from behind the bush “I'm just getting ready to kick your beautiful tush”

  5. “Why would you want to hurt me over any other? I'm just bringing sweets to my sickly grandmother” Red Riding Hood replied without bother “Sweets that explode, but not with delight. I've heard a lot of you tasty cakes‘ might. I've also heard of the one called grandmother. The spy of all time, like her there’s no other.”

  6. “Our organization has something to do: to wipe out all the weird people like you!” The wolf found this to be quite cruel, for he thought weird people to be cool. He brought out his mace with incredible might, and leaped at red hood almost taking flight.

  7. Red Hood moved aside and tossed out a muffin, it blew out smoke and the wolf started cuffing. He was determined to make Red Hood fail, so he quickly drew out a medieval flail. Red Hood threw some cake at the wolfs face, it blew up on him, and he dropped his mace.

  8. “Oh wolf! What big eyes you have!” Red Hood said flaunting “The better to see your ugly face with” the wolf said taunting He swung his flail and the basket fell, breaking. Red Hood took a bottle and sprayed it while shaking. It let out some smoke, very think and white, which she used as a chance to go take a hike.

  9. The wolf ran out catching up soon. He pinned her down and howled at the moon. “Oh wolf, what big ears you have!” “They’re good for when you run off, you old hag!” “Oh wolf, what sharp teeth you have” she said scared The wolf looked her in the eye, fangs bared.

  10. That night the wolf learned something with pride… Little Red Hoods taste better when fried.

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