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Advertising Slogans

Advertising Slogans. Septic Tank Truck sign reads: "We're #1 in the #2 business”. Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.". At a military hospital-door to endoscopies: "To expedite your visit please back in.". On a Plumber’s truck: "We repair what your husband fixed.".

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Advertising Slogans

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  1. Advertising Slogans

  2. Septic Tank Truck sign reads:"We're #1 in the #2 business”

  3. Sign over a gynecologist's office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

  4. At a military hospital-door to endoscopies:"To expedite your visit please back in."

  5. On a Plumber’s truck:"We repair what your husband fixed."

  6. On the trucks of a local plumbing company:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

  7. Pizza shop slogan:"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

  8. At a tire shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."

  9. Door of a plastic surgeon's office:"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

  10. At a laundry shop:"How about we refund your money, send you a new one atno charge, close thestore and have the manager shot.  Would that besatisfactory?"

  11. At a towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

  12. On an electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts."

  13. In a non-smoking area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire andtake appropriate action."

  14. On a maternity room door:"Push. Push. Push."

  15. At an optometrist's office:"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've cometo the right place."

  16. On a taxidermist's window:"We really know our stuff."

  17. In a podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels."

  18. On a fence:"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

  19. At a car dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

  20. Outside a muffler shop:"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

  21. In a veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

  22. At the electric company:"We would be delighted if you send in your bill.However, if you don't, you will be."

  23. In a restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry ..Come on in and get fed up."

  24. In the front yard of a funeral home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

  25. At a propane filling station,"Tank heaven for little grills."

  26. And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:"Best place in town to take a leak."

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