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Joke of the Day What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An umbrella Joke of the Day Dad, “You usually talk a lot on the phone. Why did you only talk half an hour?” Daughter, “It was a wrong number!” Joke of the Day On which side of an ostrich are the feathers?

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Joke of the Day

What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?

An umbrella


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Dad, “You usually talk a lot on the phone. Why did you only talk half an hour?”

Daughter, “It was a wrong number!”


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On which side of an ostrich are the feathers?

The outside!


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After a careful examination the doctor said, “ I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve only got four hours to live.


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Is there anyone you want to see before you go?”

“Yes,” answered the patient. “ Another doctor.”


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“Joey,can you come out and play?”

“No. I have to help my dad do my homework.”


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Why did the clown take off his shoes?

His feet felt funny.


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What did the elevator say to the doctor?

“I’m coming down with something.”


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Where do spices go when they are sick?

To see Dr. Pepper.


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What did the gum say to the shoe?

“I’m stuck on you.”


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What is the longest word in English?

Smiles

There’s a mile between each “s”.


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