Relationship Mistakes made Men Vs. Women

3. MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A �Nice Guy� MISTAKE #2: Trying To �Convince Her To Like You MISTAKE #3: Looking To Her For Approval Or Permission MISTAKE #4: Trying To �Buy� Her Affection With Food And Gifts MISTAKE #5: Sharing �How You Feel� Too Early In The Relationship With Her

4. MISTAKE #6: Not �Getting� How Attraction Works For Women MISTAKE #7: Thinking That It Takes Money And Looks MISTAKE #8: Giving Away All Of Your Power To Women MISTAKE #9: Not Knowing EXACTLY What To Do In Each Type Of Situation With Women MISTAKE #10: Not Getting HELP

5. Mistakes Women Make In Relationships

6. Mistake #1:Looking for love in all the wrong faces Mistake #2: Having a savior complex Mistake #3: Suffering from Cinderella syndrome Mistake #4: Giving it up to quick Mistake #5: Making Lust, Not Love

7. Mistake #6: Lugging old baggage Mistake #7: Shouting and Pouting Mistake #8: Disrespecting him Mistake #9: Accepting abusive behavior Mistake #10: Losing yourself

8. Mistakes Women Make In The Bedroom

9. Mistake #1. ADMITTING IS THE HARDEST PART - The sexual revolution was FIFTY years ago, and the secret is out, WOMEN ENJOY SEX TOO ... so stop acting like it's a favor you're doing for us. Mistake # 2. TAKE IT ALL OFF - Listen, if we're having sex with you, we like your body... ALL of it, so leaving your shirt on because you think your breasts are too small is just stupid, and you're not fooling us... it's not as though we think, "Well, I can't see that part of her so it must be FANTASTIC!" Get naked! Mistake # 3. LINGERIE IS NOT FOR US - Two things you should know about us - (1) we're not looking at THE LINGERIE in the Vicky's Secret catalog, and (2) if we think you're hot, we will HONESTLY think so NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE WEARING (especially if it's not much). Mistake # 4. MAKE SOME NOISE - I mean, you don't have to get into the full on nasty talk (but it's ok if you do) but a little moaning, or geez, even a little heavy breathing is nice encouragement. If all we wanted was peace and quiet, we would already be SLEEPING. Mistake # 5. NIPPLES ARE THERE FOR SHOW ONLY - Okay, we understand how you can be confused about nipples... Yours are beautiful, unique and fun. But please understand, ours are simply decorations. No matter WHAT you've read in magazines, or heard from your friends. It does literally NOTHING for us for you to touch, lick, caress, etc. them... and if I EVER find the person that investing you all in the idea that BITING them is ok, I will drag them out into the street and kill them with a shovel. 

10. Mistake #6. HAIR PULLING - Another one-way street. Listen, we get that there are certain "positions" and situations where you ladies (especially with the long hair) like this - and most of us are happy to oblige... but please understand, our hair is MUCH closer to the roots, and it HURTS when you do it to us... additionally, while we like it when you take charge from time to time, we DO NOT LIKE being on the receiving end of the whole domination-submission thing. Plus, if we ever do go bald, we'll likely blame it on you. Mistake # 7. DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - Listen, we know it's not cool to ask you if you've climaxed. We don't like asking. It has all the charm of tripping while carrying dinner to the table, and similar appeal. But please understand - there's NO FOOLPROOF WAY TO TELL... and while we love you being a little mysterious and YES that's part of your appeal, would it hurt you to let us know? Aren't you glad that we're concerned? If you don't feel like you should have to tell us, then perhaps we feel like we shouldn't have to induce your "super-secret mystery orgasm". Mistake # 8. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SCREW UP FELLATIO - Teeth. Enough said. Mistake # 9. THAT BEING SAID... - When we were 18, we BELIEVED there was no such thing as a bad blow job. Mostly because we were so happy to be getting one, and it barely took a dirty movie and a stiff breeze to get us off, so we didn't really care. But things change, and yes you can be bad at it. If we're not barely holding on to keep from "finishing"... you're not doing a good job, period.  Mistake # 10. THE ONLY THING I'LL SHAVE FOR YOU - is my face. And yes, I want you to shave yours. Yes, I know it's a double standard, but I also pay for dinner and carry all the heavy shit from your car. Yours is built for shaving - it's flat. Ever tried shaving the outside of two coconuts in a Safeway bag? It's a bad plan, and you're damn sure gonna cut that bag - no thanks. We trim, you shave. It's kind of like: we sweat, you glisten. If you want to see completely hairless male genitals, your options are: rent a porno, date a porn star,... the only one we'll stick around for is the first one.

11. Mistakes Men Make In The Bedroom

12. Mistake #1: Foreplay doesn't start in the sack. The timer for enticing does not start once you hit the sheets. Your pre-game show is best approached as an all day affair. Women love to be wooed. Sex is a head game � in more ways than one�- and women want to know you can�t get them out of your mind. We love knowing that we are desired. Mistake #2: Don�t head south straight away Diving in for the genitals too soon usually isn�t the best idea. A woman needs to be properly aroused before any below-the-belt action feels good. Be sure to focus on her entire body�- head to toe - before going for the gold. Mistake #3: Remember the clitoris Many men think a woman�s orgasm results from penetration.More than 70 per cent of women experience clitoral orgasm when it comes to maximum reaction, so men need to make sure they are not ignoring the clitoris. It also helps if you actually know where the clitoris is�- some men�have been known to rub the urethral opening, which can be a big no-no for some ladies. Mistake #4 Get that G spot In digging for buried treasure, many guys don�t know that �X� doesn�t always mark the spot. Found on the front wall of the vagina, a woman�s G spot may be a little higher or lower, or more to one side than the other, than often depicted.Hint: she needs to be aroused before you even have a chance of finding it. Mistake #5 Don�t be too goal oriented There is nothing more endearing than a man who wants to play. Just don�t get caught up in yourself. Your sexual exploration should be playtime for two.Stay �present� in the moment�- connecting with your partner will bring the ultimate climax�for both of you.

13. Mistake #6: Thinking you're still hot after gaining weight. "For better or worse� should include weight fluctuations, but don�t let yourself go completely.You don�t know how many women have complained to me about the double standard in staying attractive: Women are expected to stay hot-to-trot, men aren�t. Mistake #7: Let her be naughty. Sometimes she needs to get in touch with her adulterated side. In fact, research has found that women are more aroused by explicit fantasies than romantic ones. It's not always about the prince on a white horse or canoodling on the beach. Mistake #8: She's not a porn star. As seen in porn films, many men expect their lovers to fulfill their every fantasy. Remember that porn is fantasy, not reality. Expecting her to act like a porn star is simply not fair. Mistake #9: And men aren't�supposed to look like�porn stars. Despite what XXX-rated films indicate, most women are not lusting after a three-legged man. Maybe some women are up for the challenge, but many are fine with the guy who fits within the norm. Don�t be too hard on yourself for being just that. Mistake #10: One orgasm is not always enough.Women are not as quick to come down from their aroused state as men are post-sex. Many can be launched right back to bliss, and many women do crave more action and orgasms, even if they were perfectly satisfied the first time round. Even if you�re exhausted, don�t rule out Round 2. There are other ways of pleasing her, so go ahead and do it all over again.

14. Submitted by Hayden Indahl RA at Eastern Washington University